Found 29th Jan 2009
A couple are driving home late at night and it is raining.

All of a sudden they hit a badger that is crossing the road.

They get out of the car to investigate and see that the poor thing is still breathing but is in a very bad way and freeziing cold.

The man says " quick, get in the car and put the badger between your legs to keep him warm"

She says " But it is all wet and it stinks!!!"

So he says " Well hold the badgers nose then!!!!"

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received this as atxt last week, made me laugh
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