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    Toilet seat up or down?

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    Lid up, seat down.

    Definatly down!

    depends if you are male or female....

    if you wiggle when you piddle
    plz be sweet, wipe the seat

    Shambolic;5096364

    Lid up, seat down.



    Agreed although my two boys seem to have a different opinion - I will have them trained by the time they get girlfriends

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    Shambolic;5096364

    Lid up, seat down.



    when you have had a few drinks though always get the seat up to lol

    Don't matter.


    I got a mop.

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    mbgringo;5096387

    Don't matter.I got a mop.



    lol you ever tried standing in the shower and reachin the toilet ...2 for the wall.. 5 points for the rim or 10 for a direct hit :lol:

    DOWN, its very bad fung shui to leave it up :roll:

    DangerGod;5096400

    lol you ever tried standing in the shower and reachin the toilet ...2 for … lol you ever tried standing in the shower and reachin the toilet ...2 for the wall.. 5 points for the rim or 10 for a direct hit :lol:



    oh god... further training needed with this one lol

    Down!!

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    ClarityofMind;5096417

    oh god... further training needed with this one lol



    me and gringo will have a battle.. you can be the referee

    DangerGod;5096400

    lol you ever tried standing in the shower and reachin the toilet ...2 for … lol you ever tried standing in the shower and reachin the toilet ...2 for the wall.. 5 points for the rim or 10 for a direct hit :lol:



    Yeah, but the shower screen gets in the way and the splashback is horrendous. Bad times.

    DangerGod;5096432

    me and gringo will have a battle.. you can be the referee



    oh you're so naughty... no I have a much better idea.. no no I cant think that either!! Argh! lol

    depends on the context

    1 up
    2 down

    for men the sink is at a far more convenient height tbh:whistling:

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    barky;5096483

    for men the sink is at a far more convenient height tbh:whistling:



    loool .. get you :thumbsup:

    barky;5096483

    for men the sink is at a far more convenient height tbh:whistling:



    OMG I hope you don't. Ergh, think of going for a wash after you !!!!! YUK :x

    barky;5096483

    for men the sink is at a far more convenient height tbh:whistling:



    Ain't it a pain when it's full of dirty dishes too? :-D

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    lol when your in a public swimming pool... everyone around you is constantly wee'ing... you just dont know it

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    Shambolic;5096507

    Ain't it a pain when it's full of dirty dishes too? :-D



    lmao repped... almost spat beer out then

    KazzyD;5096503

    OMG I hope you don't. Ergh, think of going for a wash after you !!!!! … OMG I hope you don't. Ergh, think of going for a wash after you !!!!! YUK :x



    lol, I go into the bathroom armed with dettox

    down down down down

    Lid up,and the ring always left down.

    ClarityofMind;5096376

    depends if you are male or female....if you wiggle when you piddleplz be … depends if you are male or female....if you wiggle when you piddleplz be sweet, wipe the seat




    women are the worst offenders , hover and spray :roll:



    Shambolic;5096507

    Ain't it a pain when it's full of dirty dishes too? :-D




    they're clean when ya finished tho :?

    owlass;5097209

    women are the worst offenders , hover and spray :roll:




    try doing that on a plane... i realised why toilets are closed on take off lol

    down but having all boys in the house sometimes its not such a good idea! :oops:

    down, down, F****NG DOWN.
    how many times must I be told?
    Good to know which buttons to press:p

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    my toilet is heightened with extra depth and low water content. cos otherwise its like spraying a hosepipe in a small bowl.

    ClarityofMind;5097226

    try doing that on a plane... i realised why toilets are closed on take … try doing that on a plane... i realised why toilets are closed on take off lol





    try doing it out the back of a transit van at 80mph ,

    ......the face on that old woman still haunts me

    Shambolic;5096364

    Lid up, seat down.



    defo!!!! :thumbsup:
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