Tony and the blonde

    Tony, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
    down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a
    man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Tony and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Tony said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Tony placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
    swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Tony, saying,
    "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Tony replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm
    news, and so I knew he would jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

    Tony took the money...



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    (stupid smileys aren't working!! grrr!)

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