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    took me 3 days in the new job......

    to slash my finger open on a glass

    great success

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    compensation claim :P

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    Another suicidal Scot...

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    andyhunter

    compensation claim :P



    lulz, would be a bit cheeky X)

    but i now know the only time you get to sit down is when you're bleeding X)

    Thread is nothing without pics

    is the new job..breaking and entering into property by any chance lol oj oj.
    how did you actually cut your finger on class ? could be worse, but you shall survive

    pics please

    micoo but i now know the only time you get to sit down is when you're … micoo but i now know the only time you get to sit down is when you're bleeding


    so the women in the place dont do any work at certain times of the month

    hows the job going brah?

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    andyhunter

    is the new job..breaking and entering into property by any chance lol oj … is the new job..breaking and entering into property by any chance lol oj oj.how did you actually cut your finger on class ? could be worse, but you shall survive



    work in a nightclub, there was a small glass inside a pint glass, i was holding the pint glass and pulled the other glass out and the pint glass shattered in my hand, im ****ing lucky all i got was a small but deep cut on my pinky lol

    numptyj

    hows the job going brah?



    its goin good fam, enjoyin it, banters good, the musics good, pay is good for a **** easy job lol

    not good but long as its well cleaned the cut it should be fine. Them gloves that are slice proof would be ideal for you :P bouncers/riot police wear them.
    standing on glass is worse i think from personal experience.
    i think i am immume to any pain of a cut as i dont get phased by them as i have alot of different ones of shapes and sizes in different places over my body.

    I cut my wedding ring finger on Saturday morning by slicing a bagel with a large sharp bread knife, the shock made me blackout (I had only just woke up without any breakfast inside me!) when I came round I found myself in the living room with 3 large pools of blood all over the wooden floor. God only knows what I was doing when I blacked-out! I'm lucky I was only out for a few minutes!

    whats the trollop count so far micoo?

    micoo

    [work in a nightclub, there was a small glass inside a pint glass, i was … [work in a nightclub, there was a small glass inside a pint glass, i was holding the pint glass and pulled the other glass out and the pint glass shattered in my hand, im ****ing lucky all i got was a small but deep cut on my pinky lol



    school boy error, seen this happen to sooo many people, in future just tap the glass against the side of a sink, 99% of the time the glass will simply drop out but now and again it won't in which case just bin it

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    roryk83

    school boy error, seen this happen to sooo many people, in future just … school boy error, seen this happen to sooo many people, in future just tap the glass against the side of a sink, 99% of the time the glass will simply drop out but now and again it won't in which case just bin it



    lol i will do, not the biggest cut but it was fairly deep, made a right mess allover the place and scared some clubbers whilst wandering throught the club to the first aid room with blood running down my hand and arm

    Nice one Micoo!
    you should have seen it a few weeks ago when a 20kg box fell on my foot-only bruised and a bit num though
    take care

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    7 years behind a bar...never cut my finger once

    tis a great job to do though if you like it...if its not for you, you'll know pretty quick.

    Tip...if you cant already learnt to catch, looks flashy if you through mixers in the air rather than look like your doing a visual display of how to spank the monkey. You'll get a lot of Tom Cruise jokes though, just ignore it. Biggest tip for working behind a bar is continually look at the people at the bar and visualise their priority. Its the difference between a person working behind a bar and a barman

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    ODB_69

    7 years behind a bar...never cut my finger oncetis a great job to do … 7 years behind a bar...never cut my finger oncetis a great job to do though if you like it...if its not for you, you'll know pretty quick.Tip...if you cant already learnt to catch, looks flashy if you through mixers in the air rather than look like your doing a visual display of how to spank the monkey. You'll get a lot of Tom Cruise jokes though, just ignore it. Biggest tip for working behind a bar is continually look at the people at the bar and visualise their priority. Its the difference between a person working behind a bar and a barman



    cheers for that m8

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    micoo

    cheers for that m8




    you sell Guinness? Learn to do a shamrock. Start simple...do a figre of 8...once you get the hang of that start a basic shamrock...details next step

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    I was hoping this was gonna be about Barky's relative

    ODB_69

    Its the difference between a person working behind a bar and a barman



    Next week, someone working in McDonalds comparing dishing up fries to being a chef.

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    thesaint

    Next week, someone working in McDonalds comparing dishing up fries to … Next week, someone working in McDonalds comparing dishing up fries to being a chef.




    except thats uncomparable whereas mine wasnt and makes sense...

    Are you enjoying your new job Micoo - that makes all the difference
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