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    Top Chat Up Line....

    next time your talking to a women in a bar/club just say "oh were do you work out"

    it works.

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    Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick sh*thouses :thumbsup:

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    Original Poster

    even if they dont look like they work out, just pretend to make them feel good, the your in brah.

    have you tried it?

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    dontdothatagain;2613521

    have you tried it?



    of course he has used it, thats he got a women to use for sex, a chat up line like that aint exactly gonna get you an intelligent partner now is it :whistling:

    midlandscomics;2613489

    Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick … Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick sh*thouses :thumbsup:




    Real scary lady :?

    BG1: "oh, where do you work out"
    Girl: "In your dreams"

    did you get the idea from another thread on here lol

    Sigh.

    She is just repulsive none the less, how weedy would the guy feel. Is this one of the ' more to love' characteristics?

    angelfairee;2613690

    Sigh.



    lol
    lol

    I'm afraid if some random person came up to me and asked me where I worked out, I'd just walk away. Here's a tip for you - don't try and use that as a chat up line as it sounds as though you are going to start a conversation about gyms, and I don't think many women at all really find the gym that interesting. Just a thought...:whistling:

    angelfairee;2613690

    Sigh.



    lol Ive not laughed so much in days reading certain posts!:thumbsup:

    Banned

    I would have thought "would you like one of my sweeties" would have been more suitable!

    guv;2614322

    I would have thought "would you like one of my sweeties" would have been … I would have thought "would you like one of my sweeties" would have been more suitable!



    Damn, that one worked on me....what ones have you got on offer then?? :-D

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    Charlie&Lola;2614397

    Damn, that one worked on me....what ones have you got on offer then?? :-D



    Gob Stopper?

    guv;2614401

    Gob Stopper?



    And I thought I'd been fairly quiet here

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    Charlie&Lola;2614415

    And I thought I'd been fairly quiet here



    Are you turning down my ever lasting sucker?:whistling:

    Original Poster

    dontdothatagain;2613521

    have you tried it?


    yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso

    Supermod

    black gerbil1;2614447

    yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look … yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso



    ...the last 4 letters of that word sounds more like you...

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    black gerbil1;2614447

    yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look … yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso



    That figures!!!!


    http://www.nzine.co.nz/images/articles/picasso_lg.jpg

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    so your the guy who got a hold of angelfairee last night!:-D


    you do know shes actually a man in drag ,dont you!

    guv;2614429

    Are you turning down my ever lasting sucker?:whistling:



    Ever lasting?? well in that case, I'm right in there..... And there was me thinking you were talking about the regular lasting ones :giggle:

    Supermod

    RFC;2614460

    ]http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/220173/i-met-this-boy-last-night/so your … ]http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/220173/i-met-this-boy-last-night/so your the guy who got a hold of angelfairee last night!:-Dyou do know shes actually a man in drag ,dont you!



    Of course he did. That was why he used his best chat up line.

    black gerbil1;2614447

    yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look … yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso




    What, you have an ear in the middle of your face?? Glad to see you're like the rest of us after all :-D

    black gerbil1;2614447

    yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look … yeah, I think it helps if you workout your self, otherwise it might look weird, good job im sculptured like a picasso



    I take it all back BG1. I thought you was just an uneducated fool who sat behind his keyboard trying to wind people up for attention because you couldn't get any attention in the real world.
    Now I know you are into the fine arts and have a liking for Picasso's sculptures, I bow my head and tip my Trilby to you.
    Which of his sculptures were you referring to?
    Maybe this one?
    http://junomain.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/picasso-sculpture.jpg

    Banned

    Charlie&Lola;2614507

    What, you have an ear in the middle of your face?? Glad to see you're … What, you have an ear in the middle of your face?? Glad to see you're like the rest of us after all :-D



    http://journalperu.com/pics/2007/02/picasso_maya.jpg


    Looks kinda cute :whistling:

    Original Poster

    lol @ tehz keyb0rd warriors!

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    black gerbil1;2614536

    lol @ tehz keyb0rd warriors!



    That US spell checker really needs some work on it!:thinking:

    Banned

    This is possibly the worst line ever!

    The best?

    You single? You wanna be?
    100% record for me

    Banned

    mine is,

    Me "do you wanna dance"
    Them "no thanks"
    Me "I suppose a **** is outta the question then"

    Banned

    sassie;2614598

    mine is, Me "do you wanna dance"Them "no thanks"Me "I suppose a **** is … mine is, Me "do you wanna dance"Them "no thanks"Me "I suppose a **** is outta the question then"


    :w00t:

    NO MAN could resist that one....


    I take it back

    THAT is the greatest line ever!

    black gerbil1;2613499

    even if they dont look like they work out, just pretend to make them feel … even if they dont look like they work out, just pretend to make them feel good, the your in brah.



    Is there even any girls of a legal age who are impressed with lads who say 'brah' :whistling:

    Supermod

    kungfu;2614685

    Is there even any girls of a legal age who are impressed with lads who … Is there even any girls of a legal age who are impressed with lads who say 'brah' :whistling:



    What is 'brah?'

    Dude speak for mate or bro, just looked it up, its hawaiian in origin, not welsh :thumbsup:

    Supermod

    Whats wrong with good old English. Tut tut

    magicjay1986;2614723

    Whats wrong with good old English. Tut tut



    some good old welsh should have the birds flocking i would of thought :thumbsup:

    Supermod

    kungfu;2614745

    some good old welsh should have the birds flocking i would of thought … some good old welsh should have the birds flocking i would of thought :thumbsup:




    "Whats occurring?" Is a persona Welsh favourite of mine now.

    Banned

    midlandscomics;2613489

    Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick … Thanks....I'll remember that when I'm chatting up women built like brick sh*thouses :thumbsup:



    would you look at the pecs on that!:whistling:

    Banned

    RFC;2615405

    would you look at the pecs on that!:whistling:



    And if you asked her if she worked out, she'd be likely to deck you and you probably wouldn't be getting up!

    Two for you to try:

    "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

    and

    "Get your coat . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i've got a knife . . . . . . . . . "
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