True Story - This Happened To Me !!!!!!!

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Found 25th Jun 2007
YOUNG ONES ... BEWARE... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed
by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is happening with
other body parts as well! :w00t:

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep
and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The
replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what
happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt
and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. Then the thieves
struck again.

My bottom was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to
match my new rear end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new
bottom was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized
I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.

Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my
hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing to and fro with
the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary

My body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I
decided to tell my story.

Women of the world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are
using REAL replacement body parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone
you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you and
replaced with something horrible?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX.

This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed
and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that
they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them safely
hidden in my waistband.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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Uh, very interesting :roll:

PMSL thats class :giggle:

shibi din

P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying … P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my breasts. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them safely hidden in my waistband.:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:



:lol: :lol:

Has Rachel stole your body parts?

http://members.cox.net/kendelgado/HBSunday2SPF/PICT0072.jpg

Well i was feeling a bit pi**ed off today but now i feel much better, i think they have been round to me as well ....lol

Banned

i had a nightmare last night thought I was eating a giant marshmellow, woke up and half my duvet had gone :whistling: :giggle:

dog_cop

i had a nightmare last night thought I was eating a giant marshmellow, … i had a nightmare last night thought I was eating a giant marshmellow, woke up and half my duvet had gone :whistling: :giggle:


You sure you didnt rip half off to clean yourself from glasto?:giggle:

dog_cop

i had a nightmare last night thought I was eating a giant marshmellow, … i had a nightmare last night thought I was eating a giant marshmellow, woke up and half my duvet had gone :whistling: :giggle:


LOL :giggle:

That's so funny but unfortunately true, lol
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