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    Two cats swim the channel, which one wins?

    There are two cats, one lives in England and the other lives in France.

    The English cat is called One Two Three and the French cat is called Un Deux Trois.

    They meet on holiday, become friends, and decide to have a swimming race.

    They decide that One Two Three will swim across the Channel from England to France, and Un Deux Trois will swim the Channel from France to England.

    The one who swims across the quickest is the winner.



    Which cat won and how?

    18 Comments

    neither - cats can't swim?

    Catz Sank? You mean quatre, cinq?

    v2drinkers;3269683

    English woncosUn Deux Trois Catz Sank So OLD



    damn was just about to post it
    Though isnt is quatre cinq

    Cats don't make decisions to compete, go on holiday, swim... This isn't a factual story at all...

    Original Poster

    v2drinkers;3269683

    English woncosUn Deux Trois Catz Sank So OLD




    Wow really. Didn't know that tbh.

    Thanks for keeping me up to speed though. Much appreciated, maybe one day I can do the same in return for you. :thumbsup:

    modoc;3269733

    Wow really. Didn't know that tbh.Thanks for keeping me up to speed … Wow really. Didn't know that tbh.Thanks for keeping me up to speed though. Much appreciated, maybe one day I can do the same in return for you. :thumbsup:



    I heard that joke when i was in year 4 - now 19 :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    I need to get out more :oops:

    modoc;3269783

    I need to get out more :oops:



    'Out' is over-rated and the wifi is sometimes poor...:-D

    Original Poster

    [email protected];3269816

    'Out' is over-rated and the wifi is sometimes poor...:-D




    :-D :-D

    [email protected];3269816

    'Out' is over-rated and the wifi is sometimes poor...:-D



    LMFAO have some rep for actually making me laugh at my desk! :-D

    that doesnt work...

    i just threw my cat in the bath and he sank as well - and I always thought he was English.

    French cats get everywhere !:x

    Well, it all depends on the tides,the time of day and the weight of the cats. You see if the English cat set of before high tide, it could well be low tide in France, in which case, if the French cat was the heavier...................Oh.............

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    DAMNOME



    Taken you three years to photoshop that? oO

    another post, delete and scarper

    ****, I just Liked a 3 year old comment.

    how did i miss this before!

    i would have said the english cat would have won,as with everything else that is french usually surrenders at the first sign of trouble

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    Surely the French one "chat" himself?
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