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    Two fish.....

    swimming along together. Both swim into a wall!

    One fish turns to the other and says "Dam!"

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    Emm...:?

    Made me laugh but then I love childish jokes :oops:

    two fish in a tank one turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?" :-P

    2 lions eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny?"

    2 birds sat on a perch, one says "can you smell fish"

    I love these jokes

    Think someone has been watching Dave............... Panda joke next?

    Two sausages in a frying pan one turns to the other and says "is it me or is it hot in here?" the other sausages goes "aaaah a talking sausage!"

    :lol:

    What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
    The Codfather !

    why is the snowman depressed?
    because hes got snowballs!

    BradyBrade!;6739165

    why is the snowman depressed?because hes got snowballs!



    where the fudge did a snowman come in with the fish jokes you fruit

    fireheaven;6739296

    where the fudge did a snowman come in with the fish jokes you fruit



    with all the bad things happening to the fish, i thought id try to cheer them up, atleast the fish have their balls!

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    FSH

    what happens when you throw a [COLOR="Lime"]green[/COLOR] rock into the [COLOR="Red"]red[/COLOR] sea?



    It gets wet!

    Why did the boy eat 50 pence?



    'Cos it was his dinner money!

    BradyBrade!;6739095

    Two sausages in a frying pan one turns to the other and says "is it me or … Two sausages in a frying pan one turns to the other and says "is it me or is it hot in here?" the other sausages goes "aaaah a talking sausage!"



    That's so stupid!!!

    Hahahaha!!!

    Q : What do you call a fly with no wings?

    A : A walk. :lol:

    BradyBrade!;6739391

    with all the bad things happening to the fish, i thought id try to cheer … with all the bad things happening to the fish, i thought id try to cheer them up, atleast the fish have their balls!



    :lol: good point

    jonb2412;6739410

    What do you call a fish with no eyes? … What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSH



    Hahaha I love that joke and it makes my little on laugh everytime
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