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    Two Italians on a bus....

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

    ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

    ''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi .''

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    :-D Where do you find them skusey? Brilliant :giggle:

    It doesn t make half sense:?. Why the ss are spelt differently as "Dennis" and "asses" ??? :thinking:

    Bikebarbie;3044256

    It doesn t make half sense:?. Why the ss are spelt differently as … It doesn t make half sense:?. Why the ss are spelt differently as "Dennis" and "asses" ??? :thinking:



    den n is two asses - two ss's try to say it in italian accent :-D

    nice one skusey
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