Two women meet in the afterlife. Following is the conversation they had

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ... we'd both still be alive.

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hahaha thats classic!!!

:lol:

V.clever!!!

hehehehehehehehe

Sheriff is that who i think it is in your avvy?

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i like !!!!!

great joke.

:-D :-D v good http://www.arar93.dsl.pipex.com/mds975/Images/dancing-penguin.gifhehehe :-D :-D

Three men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, & St Peter asks them to explain what happened.

1st Guy: Well, there I was, minding my own business, walking down the street, when a wardrobe fell on me.

2nd Guy: Well, there I was, minding my own business, coming home, when I caught my wife in bed - I hunted high & low for her lover but couldn't find him anywhere, and in a fit of anger I threw my wardrobe out of the window but the strain of doing that killed me.

3rd Guy: Well, there I was, minding my own business, sat in this wardrobe...

he he he - very good :-D

he he he very funny

like them!

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rep added Good Joke:w00t:

pmsl brilliant, just emailed to my mom lol

:giggle::giggle:

very good:giggle:

Good stuff!:-D

Still on the theme of Heaven...

A rugby referee is stood in front of St Peter, who tells him that in order to get into Heaven he must prove that he did something charitable.

The referee says, "Well, I was refereeing a game at the Millennium Stadium,Wales against their old enemy England, and Wales were winning by 4 points with less than a minute left on the clock. England won the ball by rucking from an offside position, one of their players threw a blatant forward pass, & the guy that caught it dropped the ball as he was trying to score the try, but I awarded the try anyway, as I felt that England had tried so hard & they haven't won a game in such a long time. "

St Peter says, "That is a charitable deed, but I can't find a record of it anywhere in my book - when did this happen?"

The referee looks at his watch and says "About 45 seconds ago".

A man walks into a baker's shop and says: "A loaf of bread, please." The baker asks: "Brown or white?". The man replies: "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike outside."
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