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    uh oh my crab has gone awol!

    lil git has gone awol looks like he has climbed up the pump and got himself through the cable holes in the back of the tanks lid,now where the hell would a crab hide? and yes ive put my shoes on as i dont want my toes snapped at

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    happened to mine too
    never found it

    Original Poster

    edjaned;3260211

    happened to mine toonever found it

    dont say that! i thought it was too big to get thru the cable cut outs:x

    mine was only small though i had only had it a couple of weeks
    yours may turn up

    Banned

    I have crabs.....

    my god im scared of those things, wudnt ever have one in my house in the first place, for this exact reason...makes me shiver thinking of it running around.

    Never mind where it is, how you going to tell hubby his romantic supper has legged it :w00t:

    probably hiding in a dark corner/buried.

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    acecatcher3;3260262

    my god im scared of those things, wudnt ever have one in my house in the … my god im scared of those things, wudnt ever have one in my house in the first place, for this exact reason...makes me shiver thinking of it running around.

    i didnt want it in the 1st place! my 4 year old went shopping with daddy and came home with it,she was meant to buy a fish:x ive looked behind the cooker and underneath all the kitchen gaps,the doors were open so he could be anywhere now:w00t:

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    harlzter;3260264

    Never mind where it is, how you going to tell hubby his romantic supper … Never mind where it is, how you going to tell hubby his romantic supper has legged it :w00t:

    lolol

    Banned

    jellybaby22;3260260

    really...........thanks for telling me.....:w00t:



    lol...not really...I aint cheap...


    mine are lobsters ;-)

    acecatcher3;3260262

    my god im scared of those things, wudnt ever have one in my house in the … my god im scared of those things, wudnt ever have one in my house in the first place, for this exact reason...makes me shiver thinking of it running around.



    loooooool...WUSS!

    How can u be scared of a crab? now spiders...they freak me the **** out

    its not really a fear, if i was awake and saw it, it wud get squashed, i dont like the thougth of it on me whilst im sleeping tho!

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    acecatcher3;3260304

    its not really a fear, if i was awake and saw it, it wud get squashed, i … its not really a fear, if i was awake and saw it, it wud get squashed, i dont like the thougth of it on me whilst im sleeping tho!


    british fag ;-):p

    Original Poster

    soddin thing think crab sandwich maybe on the menu when or if i find it

    Crabs really like CAT FOOD, leave a few bowls out durning the start of the day.
    Then keep eye on them, one in each area.
    Normally take about 30 mins on each eatting.

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    guru_the;3260501

    Crabs really like CAT FOOD, leave a few bowls out durning the start of … Crabs really like CAT FOOD, leave a few bowls out durning the start of the day.Then keep eye on them, one in each area.Normally take about 30 mins on each eatting.

    you serious? cat food?

    Banned

    guru_the;3260501

    Crabs really like CAT FOOD, leave a few bowls out durning the start of … Crabs really like CAT FOOD, leave a few bowls out durning the start of the day.



    :?

    how do you even find that out?!

    Banned

    ODB_69;3260279

    How can u be scared of a crab? now spiders...they freak me the **** out



    i really dont get what people dont like about spiders :? lol

    nice new avi!

    hows the car?

    Banned

    jellybaby22;3260580

    arent u thinking of hedgehogs.....:giggle:



    or maybe even...cats! :thinking: lol

    Eddy lived in a small town whose economy revolved around the crab seafood industry.
    One day he went and purchased a awesome new crabbing boat, the only problem was it wasn't crab season but he thought stuff it and went out to catch some crabs anyway. Eddy was out on the water all day but only caught one crab, he was shattered.
    All of a sudden the water police pulled up out of no where and said " what do you think you're doing catching crabs it isn't even crab season?
    Eddy responded "I'm not catching crabs".
    The water police said "what do you call that then?" pointing at the crab Eddy caught.
    "Oh" Eddy said "Thats my pet crab officer, I taking it out for some exercise"
    The police officer getting mad said "b*llsh*t i'm giving you a £500 fine"
    Eddy said "hang on, I'll prove it. let me put my crab in the water and a minute later he'll swim back to me"
    The police officer agrees, so Eddy puts the crab in the water..
    A few minutes go by and the police officer growls "ok where is the crab"
    Eddy says "What crab?"

    http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/crabapple.jpg

    http://www.kottke.org/plus/misc/images/coconut-crab.jpg
    is this it, hiding from ye?

    Original Poster

    omg ive found the lil git hiding behind the door in the hallway,he has had a long trek! doesnt he look pleased with himself lol
    Didnt want to touch him,it makes me skin crawl so threw a towel over him and dropped him back into the tank,now to secure the cable hole up!
    http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x254/mardy-ass/a2-1.jpg

    Banned

    Mardyass;3260848




    LOOOOOOOOL

    Luke will be having nightmares over this!

    Banned

    http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp158/salder21/a2-1.jpg

    salder21;3261096



    possibly the best photoshop skills ever! i actually believed that writing was in mardyass' tank! looool erlow them big crabs, u shudda stood on it and when ur husband and child came in, lye on the floor breathe heavily and say it attacked u with a knife! sorted. x

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    acecatcher3;3261143

    possibly the best photoshop skills ever! i actually believed that writing … possibly the best photoshop skills ever! i actually believed that writing was in mardyass' tank! looool



    cheers :thumbsup::thumbsup:

    took hours of hard work that did

    Banned

    ..but its meant to be a speech bubble :oops: lol

    guru_the;3260501

    Crabs really like CAT FOOD, leave a few bowls out durning the start of … Crabs really like CAT FOOD, leave a few bowls out durning the start of the day.Then keep eye on them, one in each area.Normally take about 30 mins on each eatting.



    [SIZE="4"]Worked on crab fishing @ newquay in wales for 4 years.
    Put it inside Dogfish or Plaice, gets more crabs
    Used to stuff the new guys pockets with cat food.
    Should of see how they can't resist it, crasy.

    Try and see, should get him with this method[/SIZE]
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