Useful Military Warnings- just for fun

    Aim towards the Enemy.
    - Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

    When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
    - U.S. Army

    Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.
    - U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

    If the enemy is in range, so are you.
    - Infantry Journal

    A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in whats left of your unit.
    - Armys magazine of preventive maintenance.

    It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
    - U.S. Air Force Manual

    Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.
    - Infantry Journal

    Tracers work both ways.
    - U.S. Army Ordnance

    Five-second fuses only last three seconds.
    - Infantry Journal

    Bravery is being the only one who knows youre afraid.
    - Col. David Hackworth

    If your attack is going too well, youre probably walking into an ambush.
    - Infantry Journal

    No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection.
    - Joe Gay

    Any ship can be a minesweeper once.
    - Anon

    Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.
    - Unknown Army Recruit

    Dont draw fire; it irritates the people around you.
    - Your Buddies

    (And lastly) If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.
    U.S.A. Ammo

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    Very good! lol
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