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    Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow.

    He spends the night drinking Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's necks. He is heading for home, wandering along Argyle street sometime before sunrise.

    Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he thinks. What's going on here. A few yards further on and... BANG! Smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing.

    Again he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground. How odd! A few yards further along the street and... crash. Smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there is a cocktail sausage lying on the ground. He stands and peers into the darkness of the night.

    Nothing.

    He walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk of cheese and a pickle. On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his dying breath he gasps, who the f**k are you?

    She replies, my name is...........

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    Original Poster

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    Buffet, the Vampire slayer.

    http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-vampire-cat-with-skills.jpg

    ...oh dear

    Original Poster

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    oh dear oh dear

    Fang-tastic!

    Original Poster

    ok ...... just to make up for it ....


    What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
    A fur coat that fangs around your neck...


    What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
    Fangsgiving...


    What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
    A stake sandwich...



    Why do vampires need mouthwash?
    They have bat breath



    Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
    He heard it had great circulation...

    i expect more from u snowtiger...spam it quick so only us have the misfortune of reading this

    Original Poster

    acecatcher3;2343944

    i expect more from u snowtiger...spam it quick so only us have the … i expect more from u snowtiger...spam it quick so only us have the misfortune of reading this


    you loved it

    snowtiger;2343967

    you loved it



    lol ill say yes just to make u feel better :-D

    Original Poster

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    Original Poster

    [CENTER]http://images.cafepress.com/product/171711146v1_150x150_Front.JPGJust like my joke ................................:cry:[/CENTER]

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    Spriggan;2343937

    Fang-tastic!


    You have class :friends:

    Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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