VB1: Official: Apple iPhone is a chick magnet

Banned 19 replies
Found 21st Apr 2010
Looks like I was right again...

Guys, want to get girls? Then buy yourself an iPhone.

According to a survey of 1500 women carried out on behalf of Phones4U, men who own an iPhone are more attrative than those who don't.

The retailer said today that 54 per cent of respondents said they would more likely date a fellow if he owns an iPhone. Just over a third of them - 37 per cent - said that owning the Apple handset makes a chap seem more reliable.

Being tech-savvy helps too.

"There's just something about a man who's good with computers that makes him more trustworthy," said Lucy, a 23-year-old primary school teacher from London, according to Phones4U.

"If he's got the cash for an iPhone then he must be very good at his job, too."

So it's not all about gadgets, though. Profession is a key 'do I date, don't I date' balance-tipper for 35 per cent of women, with only seven per cent saying they don't care what job a prospective partner does for a living.

Women also cited familiarity with soap and social ease - neither a noted geek fort? as important values when deciding on dating. A good sense of humour is handy too.

And if all else fails, flash your iPhone. ®

19 Comments

Original Poster Banned

dcx_badass;8419362

Lol good with computers and having an iphone what a tool, they are one of … Lol good with computers and having an iphone what a tool, they are one of the simplest devices to operate out there, a 4 year old child could use one.



Yeah but that would be paedophilia

Mrs Meandog has got an iPhone... should I start to worry? What message is she trying to put out there? :?

vibeone;8419386

Yeah but that would be paedophilia



:w00t::w00t:

I lol'd

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meandog101;8419411

Mrs Meandog has got an iPhone... should I start to worry? What message … Mrs Meandog has got an iPhone... should I start to worry? What message is she trying to put out there? :?



that she wants to meet chicks?

It's not at all related to how a man is rich enough to have an iPhone...it's because they're shiny and women are easily distracted.

Original Poster Banned

When I walk down the street, on my iPhone, people stop and stare and move out of my way. It's like I'm on a higher plain than those 'normo's'

I have the chick magnet app so I think this helps. Apparently the 4g has a built-in chick magnet which is pretty handy :whistling:

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mr.potato_head;8419581

I have the chick magnet app so I think this helps. Apparently the 4g has … I have the chick magnet app so I think this helps. Apparently the 4g has a built-in chick magnet which is pretty handy :whistling:



Not seen that app, but imagining its just a one pager with large text...

[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]KNICKERS OFF

THIS IS AN IPHONE[/COLOR][/SIZE]

??

Do you two ever do any work?!

vibeone;8419623

Not seen that app, but imagining its just a one pager with large … Not seen that app, but imagining its just a one pager with large text...[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]KNICKERS OFFTHIS IS AN IPHONE[/COLOR][/SIZE]??



That's the Free version.

The paid version has a variety of phrases to choose from, my favourites being:

"You are impressed by my 3.5" .............................................................................................. screen."

"My iphone brings all the girls to the yard
cus my phone, is better than yours.
You can do me, but I have to charge"

Original Poster Banned

I have man flu. They should be grateful I turned up at all.

angelfairee;8419694

Do you two ever do any work?!



I think I've told you this before but basically I will tell you again.

[SIZE="4"]NO[/SIZE]

Now leave me alone, I'm hungover.

Pah I use a Nokia 3310 but when they see me licking my eyebrows the chicks come running.............

harlzter;8419842

Pah I use a Nokia 3310 but when they see me licking my eyebrows the … Pah I use a Nokia 3310 but when they see me licking my eyebrows the chicks come running.............




You can lick your own eyebrows? :?

Is this you? http://www.mistymountainphoto.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/giraffe-tongue.jpg.w300h447.jpg

!!!
This has made my day.. I tell people at work the iphone is like a fashion accessory!!! Seriously.

5nowman;8419861

!!!This has made my day.. I tell people at work the iphone is like a … !!!This has made my day.. I tell people at work the iphone is like a fashion accessory!!! Seriously.



You have undersold it big time, go back and tell them about it's chick magnet abilities.

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mr.potato_head;8419875

You have undersold it big time, go back and tell them about it's chick … You have undersold it big time, go back and tell them about it's chick magnet abilities.



Sod that, just walk in the office and tell them all to get undressed.

This thread brought a titter.

congrats VB1, this thread is MM approved.

ooooooh that explains it, everytime a girl in a club says 'whip it out' they want to see if you have an iphone.

Bah looks like i sold my iphone for all the wrong reasons.
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