VB1: Songs to annoy the office with..... [Ideas Please]

I'm currently trying to wind the office up by playing utterly **** music all morning.

We've had the Lionel half hour, and the 80's hour is at 11. I don't want just stupid annoying songs like hamster dance/axel f etc... just utterly horrific cheesey tat please.

Currently playing: "Love's greatest hits" on spotify. That sort of crap.


Heres the list I'm creating:



S Club 7? Steps?

That Barbara Streisand track made 'famous' on the X-factor, doesn't get any cheesier.

James Last - Eighty not out on Spotify



Dancing queen by abba.
sineta..big red gto
joe le taxi....vanessa paradis
stool pigeon....kid creole
anything by stock akin and waterman
the wurzels

anything by dean friedman-takes cheese to a whole new level


99 red ballloons....nina
wake me up before you go go....wham

As much Val Doonican, Max Bygraves and Rolf Harris as you can find

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all great requests, I'm making a playlist and adding to it and you lot reply.

some of the songs mentioned above aren't that bad you know

Lolly - Hey Mickey!
Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up
Aqau - Barbie girl

'tell Laura I love her' to set off any hormonal girls in the office, followed by that 'in the jungle, the mightly jungle, the lion sleeps toniteeee...' (dunno what it's called)


Laughter in the rain....neil sedaka

Florian Hecker
John Zorn


Lolly - Hey Mickey!Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You UpAqau - Barbie girl

Yeah thanks for that - got 'hey mickey' going round my head now! lol
Edited by: "hyperemisis" 4th Nov 2010

tina turner - thunderdome
if i ever hear that **** again i will literally stab someone.
had to have it basically on repeat when i worked in a stockroom.....


barry manilow...Looks Like We Made It

chesney hawkes - the one and only

Mmm Bop - Hanson
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
I'd Do Anything for Love - Meatloaf
It's Not Unusual - Tom Jones
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley


Cliff Richard - Millenium Prayer

little river band
Edited by: "Alfonse" 4th Nov 2010

Tom Jones - Sexbomb
Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
Fast Food Rockers - Fast Food Song

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some of these are good, some are too cheesy. im trying to go for a comedy disco... just horrific over the top for a working environment cheese etc.

added lots tho.


this is not a love song...public image....some peope hate it....but I actually quite like it


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can't look at youtubes... my soundcard is entertaining the office.

btw, there are no ladies in my office however, any females off here (even the ropey ones) are welcome to pop round.



david gray... sail away

any Brother Beyond?

Search for this and leave it to play all day long!



Lighthouse Family - Forever you and me

If you really want to annoy them, just talk to them.....:p

I know a song that'll get on your nerves...

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If you really want to annoy them, just talk to them.....:p

They get that every day.

How about some whale music?

anything by jive bunny,
the cha cha slide

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Mr Blobby's song
Axel F - Crazy Frog
Las Macarena - Los Delrio
Cheeky Girls

ah, used to love theme days in the office

Britany day...everyone dress a little trashy...sing to her songs and learn a dance

I tried a challenge the other day...only play songs with food in the title...none of them would play

itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini
the birdie song
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