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    VB1: The DanJackson MEMORIAL THREAD (MISK EVENT OF 2010)

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    I regret to announce the sudden death* of HUKD member DanJackson.

    In light of this shocking news, I feel it would be appropriate to collect all his words in one place, so future generations can enjoy his skills.

    This is that thread.

    Terms and conditions:
    * - DanJackson is not actually dead.

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    Original Poster Banned

    BLING BLANG BLAOW by DanJackson

    Bling blang boom
    Playaz clear out da room
    BG1 is back
    Wearing himself a new Flik Flak

    Shiny plastic face, Mickey Mouse hands
    We all know this watch cost 66 grand

    Bling bland pow
    Hear me shout now
    BG1 is here
    And his timepiece is queer

    Dem gyal dey all love it when they looking at my watch
    It’s quarter past 9 time for BG to see some crotch

    Bling blang blaow
    It’s time to go now
    BG1 can see
    That it’s nearly time for tea

    Rollin’ back to mums in his make-believe ride
    Checkin’ out his watch, it’s got Mickey Mouse inside

    On misc arguments...

    Why be hating breddas on the forum?
    Show some respec, act with decorum

    Fatties in the misc, spittin out lies
    Sittin' back arguing and eatin pies

    Fools be shoutin, typing in caps
    Spewing out all manner of cr.ps

    Misc be full of racists and proles
    Too much time, livin on the dole

    Haters get out, we be runnin misc now
    Had enough of your whining, you jobless fat cow

    Bee Gee, Vee Bee and Numpty J
    Runnin da misc now with me, DJ

    On this thread...

    Tyte mad skills I am spitting out
    "Post more rhymes" the gyals shout

    Taking over the misk like the Avian Flu
    Breddas be knowing, I'm better than you

    Mocking the Gerbil because he's a fool
    Fixing the forums with my rhyming-tool

    VB1 has posted the best thread
    Haters watch out, I'm not really dead

    Original Poster Banned

    Please post links to his other poems, because im quite lazy.

    Banned

    How am I posting if I am a dead?
    http://dan-jackson.com/smilies/iiam.gif

    DanJackson;8255711

    How am I posting if I am a dead?



    What have you done to upset him?

    Original Poster Banned

    DanJackson;8255711

    How am I posting if I am a dead?



    Flaw in time maybe?

    finding your other stuff is actually harder than i imagined.

    Banned

    Tyte mad skills I am spitting out
    "Post more rhymes" the gyals shout

    Taking over the misk like the Avian Flu
    Breddas be knowing, I'm better than you

    Mocking the Gerbil because he's a fool
    Fixing the forums with my rhyming-tool

    VB1 has posted the best thread
    Haters watch out, I'm not really dead

    I thought the end of the fo.lk spamming competition would signal the end of VB1's cringe-worthy threads.

    For the 1st time on HUKD, I was wrong. :-(

    Banned

    kaks26;8255726

    What have you done to upset him?



    he mocked katies thread........

    vb1 is hurt as hes been wanting to give her a present for quite a while

    Original Poster Banned

    thesaint;8255772

    I thought the end of the fo.lk spamming competition would signal the end … I thought the end of the fo.lk spamming competition would signal the end of VB1's cringe-worthy threads.For the 1st time on HUKD, I was wrong. :-(



    saintyboy, come on now, you should know you'll never be rid of me.

    Original Poster Banned

    casparwhite;8255780

    he mocked katies thread........vb1 is hurt as hes been wanting to give … he mocked katies thread........vb1 is hurt as hes been wanting to give her a present for quite a while



    She just received it

    Banned

    casparwhite;8255780

    he mocked katies thread........



    I didn't mock her thread. I merely explained how to send a PS3 via Airmail

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    DanJackson;8255798

    I didn't mock her thread. I merely explained how to send a PS3 via Airmail



    i know, i saw, i laughed ........then i laughed some more

    until this picks up I shall be watching the OT (occupational therapist apparently) thread.

    Original Poster Banned

    Jump starting this thread.

    Banned

    Thread of the year

    Dan can you write me a poem, i need one for my brothers birthday card :lol:

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    loupomm;8278157

    Dan can you write me a poem, i need one for my brothers birthday card … Dan can you write me a poem, i need one for my brothers birthday card :lol:



    Happy birthday to you my special bro
    I didn't write this cuz I'm a cheap ho

    You're older now and it's time to say
    When will you tell mum and dad you're gay?

    We know you like lookin at dem boyz bums
    So why not come out when round at mums?

    You don't have to lie now and live your life in fear
    You're so far in the closest you're in Narnia

    So come on bredda, let's get the truth startin'
    And come on out like Ricky Martin

    DanJackson;8278194

    Happy birthday to you my special broI didn't write this cuz I'm a cheap … Happy birthday to you my special broI didn't write this cuz I'm a cheap hoYou're older now and it's time to sayWhen will you tell mum and dad you're gay?We know you like lookin at dem boyz bumsSo why not come out when round at mums?You don't have to lie now and live your life in fear You're so far in the closest you're in NarniaSo come on bredda, let's get the truth startin'And come on out like Ricky Martin



    :w00t: fab, im gonna stick that in his card, i hope it gets read out at his surprise 50th in front of my mum and his wife and kids :whistling:

    Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,
    He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,
    Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,
    You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,
    when my tissues cost dearer.

    Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,
    Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done,
    One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,
    Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid

    Banned

    I have no idea what you have just posted, it makes no sense at all. A+ for trying though. God loves a tryer.

    DanJackson;8278839

    I have no idea what you have just posted, it makes no sense at all. A+ … I have no idea what you have just posted, it makes no sense at all. A+ for trying though. God loves a tryer.



    Go past the typical two line rhymes I did that when I was 11

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    Met-Cast;8279022

    Go past the typical two line rhymes I did that when I was 11



    Not very well if your "poem" above is anything to go by.

    Met-Cast;8278630

    Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,He raps but my bro does better when he … Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,when my tissues cost dearer.Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done, One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid



    Doesn't make any sense.

    PS: What the hell is "contiplates"??

    CFC_Mark;8279163

    Doesn't make any sense. PS: What the hell is "contiplates"??



    contemplate*

    vibeone;8279031

    Not very well if your "poem" above is anything to go by.



    Thanks

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    Met-Cast;8278630

    Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,He raps but my bro does better when he … Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,when my tissues cost dearer.Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done, One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid



    [SIZE="7"]WAT?[/SIZE]

    Met-Cast;8278630

    Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,He raps but my bro does better when he … Who is this dead mr. DanJackson,He raps but my bro does better when he spat some,Crap ones, calling other people gay, but its time to face the facts son,You're insulting the person called mirror, talking about your watch,when my tissues cost dearer.Talking about bums when you're the one, who lives like one,Living the life behind a pc, but contiplates suicide when your done, One, thats your whole bank statement, thats the only chance i'll give,Mickey mouse aint you a bit grown for your pants to be a kid



    jan 2009

    lol who are you?
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