Found 16th Jan 2008
Hiyah, this'll put a smile on yer face.

This got the whole of Sydney laughing. Read it and you'll see why!



Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many

Sydney folk DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.


The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is

called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are

married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant

answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal

questions.


The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner with

(phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same

three questions correctly, they both win the prize.



Anyway, here's how it all went down:



DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?'



Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'



DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if

you win.

What is your name? First only please.'


Contestant: 'Brian.'


DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'



Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'



DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.'


Brian: 'Sara.'


DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'


Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'


DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'


DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?'


Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'


Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'


DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'


Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'


DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said

that if a trip wasn't at stake.'


Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'


DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this =

morning?


Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'


DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'


Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us

for couple of weeks...'


DJ: 'Uh huh...'


Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.'


DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'



Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'


DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred

times I've done it.

Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and

call her up.


You listen to this.'

[ 3 minutes of commercials follow. ]


DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?' (Touch

tones.....ringing....)


Clerk: 'Kinkos.'


DJ: 'Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?'


Clerk: 'This is she.'


DJ: 'Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and

I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.'
Sarah: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'


DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to
give any..answers away or you'll lose.

Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?'


Sarah: 'No.'



DJ: 'Good!'


Brian: (laughing)


Sarah: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'


Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be

completely honest.'


DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If

your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to

the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.'


DJ: 'What time?'


Sarah: 'Around 8 this morning.'


DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'


Sarah: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'


DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his

manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away

from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'


Sarah: (laughing) 'Yes.'


DJ: 'Where did you have it?'


Sarah: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?'


Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'


DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sarah?'


Sarah: 'Well...'


DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?


Sarah: 'Up the a.r.s.e.....'



They had to call an ambulance for the DJ he thought he was going to have

a heart attack , he could not stop laughing.

Apperently there was an unusually high call out of the Sydney Police

just after this conversation , for minor traffic collisions.

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:w00t:

lol, would love to actually hear that...anyone know of a link to an mp3 or something?

shanecr;1461407

lol, would love to actually hear that...anyone know of a link to an mp3 … lol, would love to actually hear that...anyone know of a link to an mp3 or something?



]According to Snopes, this is fake but it is kind of based on a similar story from an American TV show.

Lmao!!! Fake or not,great joke! TY :-)

This is an old email circular and it never happened, would be funny if it did though.

I remember this being told as a joke about an old couple on 'Mr & Mrs' which was an extremely twee gameshow for old dears back in the 70s/80s!

ukgameshows.com/pag…Mrs

Lol ... even if it has been around for a while still extreamly funny

thanks brightened my day

nightswimmer;1461435

]According to Snopes, this is fake but it is kind of based on a similar … ]According to Snopes, this is fake but it is kind of based on a similar story from an American TV show.



there's a youtube clip of the American gameshow-
]http//ww…ted

Banned

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.


At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be"


The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"


And *poof* she's gone.


The second says, "I want to be Madonna and *poof* she's gone.


The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."


St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked


"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.


St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."


The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.


St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.


"No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
1,400 men in 6 months."


If you laugh, you're going straight to hell!

*sigh* thats me doomed then :lol: :lol: :lol:

i cried, that means im going to heaven!
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