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    A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and
    eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and
    coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not
    hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really
    taken the edge off my appetite.'

    At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. 'A bowl
    of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?'

    He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my
    desire for food.'

    Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.

    'Would you like a juicy ribeye steak and scrumptious apple
    pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

    He declines again. 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the
    Viagra... I'm still not hungry.'

    'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind getting off me . I'm fXXXing
    starving!

    4 Comments

    legendary!

    nice one

    nice!

    I`ve been taking Viagra, only a quarter of a tablet though... not for the sex











    Just to stop me p***ing on my slippers!
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