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    Vicar in potato incident.........FUNNY!

    Read this in the sun today and had to laff and laff and laff!!!!!

    A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital with a potato stuck in his bottom.
    The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while hanging curtains. He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap.
    Mishap ... potato?
    The embarrassed reverend, in his 50s, had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the offending vegetable.
    The spud was yesterday revealed to be among a litany of objects medics in Sheffield have removed from peoples nether regions.
    Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.
    Like most of the other patients, the red-faced vicar insisted to staff at the citys Northern General Hospital that his predicament was NOT the result of a sex game gone wrong.
    A & E nurse Trudi Watson said: He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
    But its not for me to question his story.
    He had to undergo surgery to have it removed.
    She admitted some sex-related emergencies had made staff chuckle. But she urged anyone contemplating sticking something where the sun doesnt shine to think again.

    Ms Watson said: My advice? Dont do it. It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening. Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result.
    Health staff across Sheffield, Barnsley, Rotherham and Doncaster say they are no longer surprised at the things people use to spice up fun in the bedroom.
    A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
    But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.

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    But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way.



    yeah they only tell national papers:roll:

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    dmissy13;3339913

    yeah they only tell national papers:roll:



    So, what about data protection, in relation to this incident?

    tigerallstars;3339964

    So, what about data protection, in relation to this incident?



    No names were mentioned.

    Original Poster

    Got you!

    sounds like someone was watching the Ricky Gervais DVD - 'Politics' I think

    Funny story

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    bellabonkers;3339973

    No names were mentioned.



    But come on,
    It doesn't take a genius to work out.
    That if you "accidently" became one with a root vegetable. You would drive away from your local area in excruciating pain to just avoid detection.

    Why's No One Questioning The Fact There Was A Vicar -NAKED- Hanging Up Curtains?
    Might Get A Shock If You Woke Past That House ...

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    AhhACake!;3340388

    Why's No One Questioning The Fact There Was A Vicar -NAKED- Hanging Up … Why's No One Questioning The Fact There Was A Vicar -NAKED- Hanging Up Curtains?Might Get A Shock If You Woke Past That House ...



    Too much information:shock:

    tigerallstars;3340415

    Too much information:shock:



    I Don't Think That's What I'd Like To See!

    [&] What Was The Moral Of The Story?
    Don't Hang Curtains Naked?!

    AhhACake!;3340427

    I Don't Think That's What I'd Like To See![&] What Was The Moral Of The … I Don't Think That's What I'd Like To See![&] What Was The Moral Of The Story?Don't Hang Curtains Naked?!



    don't leave potato's lying around as they could end up in any orifice!

    Just be thankful he wasn't hoovering out the hampster cage naked!

    dmissy13;3340669

    Just be thankful he wasn't hoovering out the hampster cage naked!



    PMSL :-D

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    [SIZE="3"]Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover[/SIZE]

    A Polish worker has come up with an unusual excuse after being caught in the act with a vacuum cleaner.
    The building contractor claimed he was cleaning his underpants with Henry Hoover when he was found naked and on his knees in a hospital's staff canteen.
    A stunned security guard stumbled onto the man in the middle of a compromising act with the cleaner, which has a large smiley face painted on its front and a hose protruding from its "nose".
    The contractor was supposed to be locking up the building site near the Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital where his firm is refurbishing administration offices.
    The security guard, suitably horrified, told the man to "clean himself and the hoover" before asking him to leave and informing his bosses.
    When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland". He has since been fired.
    The man's employers, HG Construction, said "That behaviour is not acceptable, though it gave a few people a laugh".
    Henry Hoover is described on a cleaning website as "famous for its looks, but under its fascia lies a powerful, reliable vacuum cleaner ready to go time and time again."
    The man is not the first person to be caught in the act with an inanimate object.
    Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.
    The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.
    He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The court was told that alcohol was the cause of his problems.
    And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.

    What are these people thinking:?::roll:

    Hmm, maybe you should watch this...

    WARNING - NOT WORK/CHILD FRIENDLY!

    tinyurl.com/5r8rga

    Original Poster

    That's totally sick.
    By the way, when did you have the video taken? :whistling:

    thats really nasty - I feel like puking ewww..

    That really did put me off my kebab.. I might thank you in the morning..:thumbsup:

    http://i38.tinypic.com/311xvz8.jpg "Tut tut tut. Now I don't believe you wanted to do that!"

    tigerallstars;3342322

    That's totally sick.By the way, when did you have the video taken? … That's totally sick.By the way, when did you have the video taken? :whistling:



    bellabonkers;3342325

    thats really nasty - I feel like puking ewww..



    edna_clouds;3342334

    That really did put me off my kebab.. I might thank you in the … That really did put me off my kebab.. I might thank you in the morning..:thumbsup:



    still funny though ........ shows a rectum can be used to hide stuff ya might not want to be seen ....... ingenious idea :lol:

    that was probably done for sexual gratification ........ not my cup of tea tbh tho

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    I am scared for life...

    tigerallstars;3342351

    I am scared for life...



    so was he I think lol

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    faevilangel;3342346

    That was probably done for sexual gratification ........ not my cup of … That was probably done for sexual gratification ........ not my cup of tea tbh tho



    Along with 99.9% of the population.

    tigerallstars;3342351

    I am scared for life...



    so thats bloke :lol:

    Original Poster

    I'd loved to be a fly on the wall when he tried to explain :-D

    I reckon it may have been one of those 1lb baking taters.

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    bargain surfer;3342421

    I reckon it may have been one of those 1lb baking taters.



    Not a King Edward! :whistling:

    tigerallstars;3342415

    I'd loved to be a fly on the wall when he tried to explain :-D



    at least it was an item kinda meant for that purpose rather than an umbrella lol

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    Back to the main story:-

    I guess, at least the choir boys get left alone! :-D

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    dmissy13;3342625

    at least it was an item kinda meant for that purpose rather than an … at least it was an item kinda meant for that purpose rather than an umbrella lol



    He was still digging in alot of dirt :w00t:

    I wonder if the vicar was trying to be a human "spud gun" and it just backfired !
    Can anyone remember those spud guns ?...............the toys ones I mean .
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