Vodka news

Taken from e-mail from Revolution


Reports have been confirmed that Russian customs officers have discovered a mile long pipeline that was pumping vodka to Latvia.

Border cops in the border town of Buholovo, said the tunnel had been laid six feet underground by crooks to pump home-made vodka across the border. It was then sold in Latvia.

The pipeline was discovered when local council workers started digging holes to plant trees in the area.

A handsome local policeman said: "We had our suspicions that there was someone running hooch across the border here but we could never figure out how they managed it.

"They probably would have got away with it for decades if those trees hadn't been planted as well."

Officers are questioning people in Buholovo about the pipeline, which ran between two rented houses that were empty when they were raided.

Although putting vodka on tap may sound like a great idea we reccomend that you let your local Revolution look after your supply!…107


Reports have been confirmed by Police in Berlin that a man suffered from alcohol poisoning after necking a litre of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules.

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home from a family holiday in Egypt.

New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.

Instead, he chugged the bottle down and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.

The man, whose name was not released, finally travelled home after a few days rest.

Even the UK's most loved vodka bar, Revolution, thought this was taking things too far "This is perhaps the most extreme case of waste not want not we have ever heard!" Said a charming insider.

Please drink responsibly and in moderation.…106


Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty has shocked fans after signing a deal to be the new face of Russian vodka brand, Romanov.

The Celebrity Big Brother star is better known for her belief in healthy living and yoga and has previously promoted her teetotal stance on knocking back the booze.

But now it seems Shetty has turned to the darkside with a racy, spandex clad advertising campaign for Romanov which sadly is not available in the UK - showing sexy Shilpa capturing the essence of Russias favourite spirit to the slogan Vonamor Party?

It looks like Shetty might Vonamor Moneywe think she should Vonamor self respect!!…=96


The bar who brought you the first ever Vodka burger, has gone one better with the launch of the Worlds first ever Vodka Pizza.

The culinary incarnation is the signature dish of the Revolution Food Italia menu, which launched in January and features over 20 Italian inspired, fresh food dishes including nine homemade, stonebaked pizzas.

A spokesman for the bar today revealed that vodka lovers nationwide were celebrating the news and flocking to their favourite vodka bar to grab a pizza the action.

The Italian Revolution continues at your local vodka bar with a limited edition cocktail menu running until mid-March including special cocktails and a new flavoured vodka infusion Cappuccino!…=97

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