Volcanic Ash child protection mask - £74.99

Protect your offspring from the evil of Eyjafjallaj?l with these volcanic ash child protection masks.
Ash can tear airplanes to shreads,so imagine what it could do to your CHILD!!
A bargain in my opinion.

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oh dear.....

Wtf :?

so if your child is on an airplane,its engines get torn to shreds this will save them?:whistling:

http://shutupyouareanidiot.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/think_of_the_children.jpg

waj! heard it all now!!!

wtf best get them quick ** LOW STOCK LEVEL END OF LINE**

Disgrace... for the price

I suppose if a child were travelling at Mach 1.0 at 20,000ft, they would need more than a mask to protect them.

Companies should be banned profiting from scare mongering and prevented from selling items like this. For what it is this price seems sky high.

hahah, love it, i bet the people behind this site live and breath gloom and misery waiting to cash in:oops:

total waste of money

What a joke - Whats next sunglasses to protect from possible solar flares

Brought 20 x FFP3 masks for circa £30 (for the bird flu endemic that never was) so this seems just a tad over priced ; FFP3 is a good level of protection when it comes to masks

http://www.uksurvive.com/store/skin1/images/custom/company_name.gif

Also selling Duck & Cover kits for £119.99.

I'm pretty sure they sell something like this in poundland... or is that a DIY dust mask

well on the same site ive noticed this

uksurvive.com/sto…tml

100 VALVED masks for only twice the price and also if you order now! they'll chuck in 300 gloves, 5 safety glasses, 2 hand creams and 10 smaller masks for your pets and children i suppose hahah, bargain, heat added

Original Poster

QuarkTopCharm;8638108

I suppose if a child were travelling at Mach 1.0 at 20,000ft, they would … I suppose if a child were travelling at Mach 1.0 at 20,000ft, they would need more than a mask to protect them.Companies should be banned profiting from scare mongering and prevented from selling items like this. For what it is this price seems sky high.



Might seem expensive,but DO NOT CONFUSE THIS MASK WITH POOR FITTING CHINESE MASKS

oh no .... Volcanic Ashes ..... better get one before your children ended up with a habbit of sniffing ashes or whtile power

Banned

Of course you could be a cheapskate and buy this pack of 20 instead


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Or buy the pack of 20 and become a competitor at say £49.99 a throw

IF the NHS actually order from these bunch of so & so's, the buyer either needs shooting or likes his golf

This "deal" has officially wasted 5 minutes of my life!! :-(

This is so cool - Gotta get my dog one! NOT!!!!!

Lyrrad;8638195

Of course you could be a cheapskate and buy this pack of 20 … Of course you could be a cheapskate and buy this pack of 20 instead]http://www.uksurvive.com/store/child-mask-20-pack-low-stock-level-c-11-p-1-pr-85.htmlOr buy the pack of 20 and become a competitor at say £49.99 a throw



Just ordered 20,000 units for ebay. Thanks for the business idea.

Does anyone know anyone that has actually bought one of these, please let me know their name cause Ive got some equally rediculous items that they could buy.

ok, whats the coldest anything that has ever been rated on here, hmmmm

OMG - this is a joke right !!!!

simplex;8638251

ok, whats the coldest anything that has ever been rated on here, hmmmm



Christ knows but i bet someone out there will try to sell something to keep it warm

My Moat & Duck house needs cleaning I wonder if they sell protective gear for that too.

Deal : 1 Deg K Below Absolue Zero

It could be a Joke I Suppose.........

Lets Get It To -300 !!!!!

I thought these masks only last about 5minutes before they lose their protection?

well thats the rough time for surgeon masks... so this must be even less

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crazy

matty1969;8638339

Lets Get It To -300 !!!!!


easy, with fantastic offers like that on site, this is going to be blowing its bottom soon

Banned

children are easily replaceable, im worried about the ash scratching my car

nothing changes, greedy people, didnt some people sell that anti flu stuff at an inflated price on ebay a while back too? same with the hamster toys at christmas, or wii's when they came out

that site is insane :lol:

Why can't i see this anymore on NEW tab ?

matty1969;8638438

Why can't i see this anymore on NEW tab ?


nor me

SCOTWALLET;8638179

Might seem expensive,but DO NOT CONFUSE THIS MASK WITH POOR FITTING … Might seem expensive,but DO NOT CONFUSE THIS MASK WITH POOR FITTING CHINESE MASKS



I thought you were joking with this post - now I see you are deluded ... i hear boots are having a fire sale on cotton wool - best fill your boots with that, wrap your family in it and don't, whatever you do, get out of bed in a morning ...

Macdory;8638493

I thought you were joking with this post - now I see you are deluded ... … I thought you were joking with this post - now I see you are deluded ... i hear boots are having a fire sale on cotton wool - best fill your boots with that, wrap your family in it and don't, whatever you do, get out of bed in a morning ...



He is not deluded, he is the master of the masks

has this thread also been expired?

answer - no, it's been moved to Misc.

this post is simple the funniest post i have ever encountered lol

especially that website, which WOT (Web of Trust) Firefox add-on rated RED lol
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