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    jobcentreplus.gov.uk/Int…752

    Think there may be a few of us on here who can apply for this one lol

    or this one?

    jobcentreplus.gov.uk/Int…484

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    Original Poster

    ]http//ww…752

    Think there may be a few of us on here who can apply for this one lol

    or this one?

    ]http//ww…484

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    http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/duckdriver.jpg

    A rubber duck driver is not a joke as you may assume its the name name for a wheeled 360 degree excavator such as this:
    http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s308/harlzter/rubber_duck1.jpg

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    Original Poster

    sorry - if links dont work go to

    ]http//ww….do

    and at the bottom of the page enter these ref numbers:

    BCH/24752

    or

    HKB/7484

    Original Poster

    Job Title RUBBER DUCK DRIVER HKB/7484


    LocationSTOKE NEWINGTON, LONDON
    Hours40 HOURS PER WEEK, MONDAY TO FRIDAY, 8AM TO 5PM
    Wage EXCEEDS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE
    Work PatternDays
    EmployerP D M Personnel
    PensionNo details held

    DurationTEMPORARY ONLY


    Description
    Must have CPCS card and have previous experience of driving a rubber duck machine and previous site experience. Duties include operating rubber duck machine. This position is temporary for one month, immediate start available.

    need to put in

    jobcentreplus.gov.uk

    and enter the job references in the box i.e hkb/7484

    myself personally am very unqualified for both of these jobs lol

    Original Poster

    Job Title GENIUS BCH/24752


    LocationBRISTOL
    HoursPART TIME HOURS TO BE ARRANGED
    Wage COMPETITIVE RATES OF PAY
    Work PatternDays , Evenings , Weekends
    EmployerApple
    Closing Date10/07/2008

    PensionNo details held
    DurationPERMANENT ONLY



    Description
    A comprehensive knowledge of computer hardware and operating systems is required with specific experience with the Macintosh and the OS X Operating System. Entry into the role is contingent on passing Apple Certification exams set during the initial training period. Experience of working in a retail environment is preferred. Communication skills are paramount; listening and gathering information without appearing intimidating, and explaining complicated concepts in a simple and understandable way. Written skills are an extension of this, as concise and professional case notes are essential. A high degree of professionalism when dealing with customers and colleagues is required and accurate diagnosis of a problem when under pressure is vital to success as a Genius.

    To register and apply visit [url]www.cabotcircusjobs.com[/url]. If you require assistance contact the recorded information line on 0845 600 3288.

    How to apply
    You can apply for this job by obtaining an application form from, and returning it to Apply Online Only at Apple, [url]www.cabotcircusjobs.com[/url].

    Original Poster

    oh well - my post didnt work very well pmsl - guess I wont be getting the genius job then

    cat74;2349087

    oh well - my post didnt work very well pmsl - guess I wont be getting the … oh well - my post didnt work very well pmsl - guess I wont be getting the genius job then


    Can I have it then?

    LMAO very good

    Banned

    harlzter;2349010

    [CENTER]A rubber duck driver is not a joke as you may assume its the name … [CENTER]A rubber duck driver is not a joke as you may assume its the name name for a wheeled 360 degree excavator such as this:[/CENTER]



    i'll take it got my name all over it lol
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