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    Wanted* A Peter Andre lookalike

    Any Peter Andre lookalikes in the Bmth area? Jordans in town tonight at Urban Beach in Bo-scum. Love to see her face with him at the bar. Katie Price-less..

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    Sorry, have got a m8 who looks spitting image of orlando bloom.... although only difference is his taller.lol

    throw tomatos at her

    Original Poster

    shes doing a book signing at castlepoint whsmith tomorrow.. 'queues expected' supposedly... so get there early and show her the book shes written! probably be the closest shes come near it with a pen.

    slangrish;5896856

    shes doing a book signing at castlepoint whsmith tomorrow.. 'queues … shes doing a book signing at castlepoint whsmith tomorrow.. 'queues expected' supposedly... so get there early and show her the book shes written! probably be the closest shes come near it with a pen.



    lolol u really dont like her do you lol

    Banned

    Yeah I'm here mate.

    4lyons09;5896823

    throw tomatos at her



    defo

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    tinkerbell28;5896874

    That's kind of an unhealthy obsession of hate you have there.............



    is it possible to have a healthy obsession?

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    blanka;5896808

    Sorry, have got a m8 who looks spitting image of orlando bloom.... … Sorry, have got a m8 who looks spitting image of orlando bloom.... although only difference is his taller.lol



    brilliant.

    I have a healthy obsession, with Slangrishs posts. Im stalking every one of them

    MungoSplodge;5896929

    I have a healthy obsession, with Slangrishs posts. Im stalking every one … I have a healthy obsession, with Slangrishs posts. Im stalking every one of them



    stalker alert, stalker alert, stalker alet :lol:

    slangrish;5896909

    is it possible to have a healthy obsession?



    if your obsessed with eating 5 apples a day thts probably a healthy obsession :whistling:

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    tinkerbell28;5896944

    Yeah in someways, having pent up hate for someone you don't even know is … Yeah in someways, having pent up hate for someone you don't even know is not one of them:)



    theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with anyone.

    slangrish;5896970

    theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with … theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with anyone.



    Share it with me, share it with meeeeeeeeee

    slangrish;5896970

    theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with … theres nothing pent up about my disliking. i'll happily share it with anyone.



    so why do u not like her, is it her face :?, the giant norks:? or her voice:?

    micoo;5896954

    stalker alert, stalker alert, stalker alet :lol:



    Alas, im not allowed with 3 miles of him so i cant actually stalk him anymore. In theory, i shouldnt even be here. Typing furiously, hidden away in the bottom of his wardrobe, tucked under a pile of old gym shorts.

    tinkerbell28;5896991

    It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to their own though, good … It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to their own though, good luck with your vendetta against Miss Price



    I never saw or read the version of Peter Pan that had a Tinkerbell that looked like your photo thing. Where... umm.... i mean, where. hmmm where can i get a copy of that?

    Original Poster

    [QUOTE=tinkerbell28;5896991]It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to their own though, good luck with your vendetta against Miss Price [/QUOTE

    does disliking her upset you tinkerbell? :whistling:

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    micoo;5897003

    so why do u not like her, is it her face :?, the giant norks:? or her … so why do u not like her, is it her face :?, the giant norks:? or her voice:?



    ha i think its the complete package. any soundbite is enough a mojo at 30 paces

    slangrish;5897024

    [QUOTE=tinkerbell28;5896991]It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to … [QUOTE=tinkerbell28;5896991]It's just really odd almost stalkerish, each to their own though, good luck with your vendetta against Miss Price [/QUOTEdoes disliking her upset you tinkerbell? :whistling:



    are u a dude or not and do u know that other guy lol

    mega confuse

    wow. u wanna be seen with a peter andre lookalike!

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    micoo;5897042

    [QUOTE=slangrish;5897024]are u a dude or not and do u know that other guy … [QUOTE=slangrish;5897024]are u a dude or not and do u know that other guy lolmega confuse



    dude dude

    slangrish;5897051

    [QUOTE=micoo;5897042]dude dude



    ur a bloke. why u hate jordan?

    magicbeans;5897101

    ur a bloke. why u hate jordan?



    +1 shes not the best looking and shes 60% plastic but i still would

    micoo;5897130

    +1 shes not the best looking and shes 60% plastic but i still would



    :giggle: EXACTLY!!

    slangrish;5897051

    [QUOTE=micoo;5897042]dude dude



    Lie

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    tinkerbell28;5897092

    I don't know I am not one for obseesing about detail:whistling:No hun it … I don't know I am not one for obseesing about detail:whistling:No hun it just makes you a look a little bit odd and frightening in an odd kind of way the little scenarios you have thought out for someone you have not even met:?Takes all sorts on the internet I suppose, good luck with your hunt:thumbsup:



    requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the internet get used it to 'belly boy, tip of the iceberg stuff..:prop:

    slangrish;5897181

    requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the … requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the internet get used it to 'belly boy, tip of the iceberg stuff..:prop:



    no. ur wrong. it is weird. sorry

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    micoo;5897130

    +1 shes not the best looking and shes 60% plastic but i still would



    so youd sleep with 60% plastic? and im sure if she had a label it would be much higher than that.

    magicbeans;5897186

    no. ur wrong. it is weird. sorry



    Slangrish is inheritantly a being consumed by love, i think he is still feeling the knock back he received when he tried it on with her in 1997. At the time he was a young boy, just feeling his way into adulthood. And she was a poster on his bedroom wall. it was destined to fail.

    slangrish;5897181

    requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the … requesting a peter andre lookalike seems weird to you? man this is the internet get used it to 'belly boy, tip of the iceberg stuff..:prop:



    not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be just to annoy her is just a tad wierd :thumbsup:

    slangrish;5897200

    so youd sleep with 60% plastic? and im sure if she had a label it would … so youd sleep with 60% plastic? and im sure if she had a label it would be much higher than that.



    Her actual label reads, 45% Nylon, 25% Acrylic, 35% cotton and 5% lambs wool. Unfortunatley this mix makes her dry clean only. That is why he feels like this everyone, the price or dry cleaners in Bournemouth really is daylight robbery.

    Original Poster

    micoo;5897233

    not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be … not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be just to annoy her is just a tad wierd :thumbsup:



    weird? as weird as the people that actually want to do it? why stop at one i guess. maybe a room full of them would be better. i never knew the south coast had so much to offer

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    MungoSplodge;5897239

    Her actual label reads, 45% Nylon, 25% Acrylic, 35% cotton and 5% lambs … Her actual label reads, 45% Nylon, 25% Acrylic, 35% cotton and 5% lambs wool. Unfortunatley this mix makes her dry clean only. That is why he feels like this everyone, the price or dry cleaners in Bournemouth really is daylight robbery.



    thats 110%. and your offer to drive us all there in your minbus is accepted. Peter Andre FC is born.

    slangrish;5897319

    thats 110%. and your offer to drive us all there in your minbus is … thats 110%. and your offer to drive us all there in your minbus is accepted. Peter Andre FC is born.



    ******,im just glad i dont work in a bank like JP Morgan handling billions and billions everyday.

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    MungoSplodge;5897344

    ******,im just glad i dont work in a bank like JP Morgan handling … ******,im just glad i dont work in a bank like JP Morgan handling billions and billions everyday.



    me too that would baaaaaaaaad:pirate:

    micoo;5897233

    not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be … not in itself but requesting one to go to a bar/club where jordan will be just to annoy her is just a tad wierd :thumbsup:



    especially when ur a bloke

    magicbeans;5897421

    especially when ur a bloke



    Shes not.

    Banned

    slangrish;5897291

    weird? as weird as the people that actually want to do it? why stop at … weird? as weird as the people that actually want to do it? why stop at one i guess. maybe a room full of them would be better. i never knew the south coast had so much to offer



    Why pay her any attention?

    I know it's not nice to wish ill of people, but if she wasn't around, would it be a great loss?

    Original Poster

    magicbeans;5897421

    especially when ur a bloke



    what difference does that make? as a fella you should fancy her regardless? brilliant.

    MungoSplodge;5897462

    Shes not.


    s/he aint right in the head


    honestly theres a few new kinda 'different' ppl out today on forum
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