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    In case you needed further proof that the human
    race is doomed, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
    goods:

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    Original Poster

    On Sears hair dryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.


    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.


    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.


    Some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.


    On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
    Fits one head.


    On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
    Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)


    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.


    On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.


    On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.


    On Nytol (a sleep aid):
    Warning: May cause drowsiness.


    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning keep out of children.


    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.


    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.


    On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.


    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.


    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

    I was in Costco recently. In the isle where the peanuts are kept, there was a sign which read "These products might contain nuts."

    On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the … On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)


    Brilliant
    tiramisu = pull/pick me up

    Well I guess we Know what the manufacturers perception of the general public is...
    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    ....I lol'ed

    Original Poster

    Predikuesi;2367431

    I was in Costco recently. In the isle where the peanuts are kept, there … I was in Costco recently. In the isle where the peanuts are kept, there was a sign which read "These products might contain nuts."


    might contailn nuts :lol:

    how about this one ...

    [CENTER]http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/best-pics/diet-water-pic.jpg[/CENTER]

    How funny - what idiots!!
    On Nytol (a sleep aid):
    Warning: May cause drowsiness.
    On Sainsbury's Peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.
    On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    Just plain stupidity!!

    OH MY GOD - Diet Water!!

    I got some posh crisps last month. On the nutritional label it said "can be eaten as part of a calorie conolled diet (when eaten with brocolli)!!!!:roll:

    I Work for a food company and we stock Tuna Supreme which has an helpful label stating that may contain fish !!

    like a tin of quality streets, under the tine it says warning don't tip upside down with lid of

    iff u look on the inside off an egg carton it says: warning may contain egg
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