Was in public loo today trying to have a pee but finding it difficult after my operation, when suddenly some bloke storms in a drags me out, what would you have done?

Found 28th Aug 2009
Couldnt get my damn zip open

23 Comments

Just for Nikki - cos she's worth it!! :thumbsup: :-D

Just give us the low down on this condition you have then Skusey

lol.. what was the guy like hun.. did he keep tryin to look at your willie?

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ClarityofMind;6147340

lol.. what was the guy like hun.. did he keep tryin to look at your … lol.. what was the guy like hun.. did he keep tryin to look at your willie?



yeh, I think he was a bit odd, kept coming back for more:whistling:

perhaps you shouldnt have been shaking it so fiercely, always draws attention, that does

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bitseylango;6147511

perhaps you shouldnt have been shaking it so fiercely, always draws … perhaps you shouldnt have been shaking it so fiercely, always draws attention, that does




more than 3 shakes = a tommy tank

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chesso;6147324

Just for Nikki - cos she's worth it!! :thumbsup: :-D Just give us the low … Just for Nikki - cos she's worth it!! :thumbsup: :-D Just give us the low down on this condition you have then Skusey




I can't pee when wierdo's are watching

skusey;6147569

I can't pee when wierdo's are watching


What about non-weirdos?

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chesso;6147697

What about non-weirdos?




They are all welcome

skusey;6147720

They are all welcome


So you can pee when any number of non-weirdos are watching?

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chesso;6147725

So you can pee when any number of non-weirdos are watching?



one of my hobbies!

skusey;6147827

one of my hobbies!



funny thread x x

skusey;6147827

one of my hobbies!


What about crows and rooks with beady eyes?

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chesso;6147935

What about crows and rooks with beady eyes?


nothing wrong with a big pecker

cool, hope you enjoyed that pressure point squeeze on the pneumogastric nerve as i flung u out

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i find it hard to pee at the urinals, i have to be completely sloshed to do it

lumoruk;6148023

i find it hard to pee at the urinals, i have to be completely sloshed to … i find it hard to pee at the urinals, i have to be completely sloshed to do it



me too :w00t:

skusey;6147981

nothing wrong with a big pecker


Oh I meant wrens and sparows!!:-D

lumoruk;6148023

i find it hard to pee at the urinals, i have to be completely sloshed to … i find it hard to pee at the urinals, i have to be completely sloshed to do it


Lucky that you usually are then!:whistling:

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ClarityofMind;6148029

me too :w00t:



but you're a bird :?

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lumoruk;6148023

i find it hard to pee at the urinals, i have to be completely sloshed to … i find it hard to pee at the urinals, i have to be completely sloshed to do it



me too, I take ages when people are next to me:oops:

Schip Schnip Schniiiiipppppp!!

finally ....another parody thread

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black gerbil1;6149370

finally ....another parody thread



Paddy_o_furniture;6149394

I approve of this thread



^ ^ ^ take note harv.
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