Was out at the weekend and . . .

Found 25th May 2011
Was out at the weekend and met this girl, was getting hot and heavy and i thought that i was in there, it came to about 3am and everyones getting ready to leave the dancing, so i turned to her and said, "My place or yours ?" to which she replied, "Both!, ill go to mines and you can go to yours"


Just thought id try cheer everyone up on Humpday

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Cool story.

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you owe me 1 minute of my life back! oO

haha was your dancing really that bad?

Original Poster

Was actually a joke if im being honest dancing was great dont remember much from it though

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csiman

you owe me 1 minute of my life back! oO



It took you a min to read that

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whatsThePoint

It took you a min to read that



Interest?

http://www.esreality.com/files/placeimages/2010/78218-cool_story_bro.jpg

Funnilly enough I had a similar experience last weekend too, was getting on really well with this bird who was obviously up for it. Anyway I whispered in her ear that if she came back to mine I was going to make love to her in the living room, the dining room, the kitchen and the bedroom all before the sun rose. She replied excitedly 'I'll get my coat, it's so rare to find a man with such stamina these days'. For some reason she didn't seem to impressed when we pulled up at my caravan.

Haha did you buy her any drinks?! You sound like a victim of the fanny trap!

Original Poster

It was a joke im a taken man so i go out and behave myself and just annoy other folk

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greg_68

Funnilly enough I had a similar experience last weekend too, was getting … Funnilly enough I had a similar experience last weekend too, was getting on really well with this bird who was obviously up for it. Anyway I whispered in her ear that if she came back to mine I was going to make love to her in the living room, the dining room, the kitchen and the bedroom all before the sun rose. She replied excitedly 'I'll get my coat, it's so rare to find a man with such stamina these days'. For some reason she didn't seem to impressed when we pulled up at my caravan.


Going by your avatar you are to attractive for her

My wife had a job interview for a camera store the other day.Before she left, she knew I'd have a joke lined up, and so she said "please don't give me any of your silly puns, like, You're a snappy dresser, or it'll be over in a flash..."So I punched her in the face, and said: "That bruise should develop in about an hour and if you interrupt my jokes again, well, you get the picture.."

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where
they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the
champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks,
his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all
mangled and weird.

"I had tolio as a child," he answered.

"You mean polio?" she asked.

"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."

When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked.

"What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"

"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.

"You mean measles?" she asked.

"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my
knees."

The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his
underwear.

"Don't tell me," she said.....

"Let me guess.....

.....Smallcox!"
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