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    Waste disposal question?

    If in *ahem* theory you had killed someone how would you dispose of the body so you can get off scot free, or does anyone know any loopholes I erm I mean my *cough* friend could use if busted?

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    :shock:

    i will pm you my details:-D








    ill give you my telephone number though its 999

    claim insanity. . . . . .the little green people made you do it right?!?!

    Original Poster

    Well what with people wanting to get out of speeding fines, parking fines when they know they are in the wrong i'd grab a piece of the action too, never know it may even be useful for somebody too.

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    foxymissroxy;2902878

    claim insanity. . . . . .the little green people made you do it right?!?!


    Yours are green?:w00t: Mine are plain boring white:cry:

    Feed it to the dog and cat.

    Watch every episode of CSI. Then you will know :P

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    momagic;2902915

    Feed it to the dog and cat.


    They have just told me they are now vegans:whistling:

    harlzter;2902908

    Yours are green?:w00t: Mine are plain boring white:cry:



    like the tic tac guys from the tic tac adverts? needed a little lift:thumbsup:

    harlzter;2902908

    Yours are green?:w00t: Mine are plain boring white:cry:



    i wanted pink ones :cry:

    Titchimp;2902917

    Watch every episode of CSI. Then you will know :P



    wasnt there a story not so long ago probably from the usa lol, that a guy did do that to plan a murder and get away with it and summit about he missed one episode i think and he got caught on evidence, that he would of been able to cover up had he seen said episode

    Well you can chop it up and feed it to pigs. You need to starve them for a few days first. Or burn it but you will have to grind the large bits of bone and re-burn them, and make sure you bleach everything. They will know you have done it but will never be able to prove it!

    ah here it is not in usa over here lol

    telegraph.co.uk/new…an-murdered-and-beheaded-half-brother'.html[/url]

    http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a315/shmonkey_monkey/Hamster.gif

    harlzter;2902898

    Well what with people wanting to get out of speeding fines, parking fines … Well what with people wanting to get out of speeding fines, parking fines when they know they are in the wrong i'd grab a piece of the action too, never know it may even be useful for somebody too.



    aww hun i think i looooof you a little more now

    :whistling:

    howtogetridofadeadbody.ytmnd.com/

    Although.......if you have a spare rug and a good friend, the local tip is an excellent disposal site ;-)

    Loophole for murder? Ermm.... Double Jeapardy?

    ummmm......

    How about, emigrate to another country, become a diplomat/embasssy boss, then "visit" england, kill someone, bish bash bosh, jobs a goodun.

    Apparently in some councils the bin men will take your decomposing kill for a small fee, all they ask is to position the corpse in such a way that it's handy to fit the rotting carcass into a wheelie bin before rigamortis sets in.

    This only applies to councils where all the bin men look like Danny Dyer (or Danielle Dyer in those equal opportunity councils.)

    Hope this helps.

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    splatsplatsplat;2903146

    Loophole for murder? Ermm.... Double Jeapardy?ummmm......How about, … Loophole for murder? Ermm.... Double Jeapardy?ummmm......How about, emigrate to another country, become a diplomat/embasssy boss, then "visit" england, kill someone, bish bash bosh, jobs a goodun.


    You've done this before haven't you, or at least given it good thought :oops::oops::oops:

    Original Poster

    Some of these answers are worrying, it shows they have already been given consideration prior to this thread with how readily the answers come :whistling:

    phosphorous

    now all of you die hard movie fans should love this

    You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

    yeah yeah who love that film........ I DO I DO

    harlzter;2902898

    Well what with people wanting to get out of speeding fines, parking fines … Well what with people wanting to get out of speeding fines, parking fines when they know they are in the wrong i'd grab a piece of the action too, never know it may even be useful for somebody too.



    Get yourself a good lawyer and its a done deal :w00t:

    tsar_nate;2904353

    now all of you die hard movie fans should love this :DYou're always gonna … now all of you die hard movie fans should love this :DYou're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". yeah yeah who love that film........ I DO I DO



    i was just thinking that exact same quote !!!

    tsar_nate;2904353

    now all of you die hard movie fans should love this :DYou're always gonna … now all of you die hard movie fans should love this :DYou're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". yeah yeah who love that film........ I DO I DO



    howtogetridofadeadbody.ytmnd.com/

    Original Poster

    fireheaven;2904386

    Get yourself a good lawyer and its a done deal :w00t:


    Now where can I find a good lawyer (preferably for a "private" consultation?) any ideas?:whistling:

    Saw a US TV show about crimes of passion and one guy nearly got away with it but for a tooth!

    He killed his wife and popped her in the deep freeze, cut her into bits then hired one of these tree shredding machines.

    Drove it and the wife parts to the edge of a lake and proceeded to shred her body and the bits flew out the other side and into the lake!

    Although it was middle of the night he was doing this someone saw him and found it odd and reported it to the police who did a search....................

    And found nothing but the tooth!!!! If it hadn[t been for someone seeing him and the tooth they would have had to accept that she had gone off with a fancy man!!!

    i saw that one it was awesome if only for a tooth and some one seeing him (and the fact he killed his wife) he would have got away with it


    harlzter is that body not smelling a bit yet ??

    chop it up and bury it in a treasure chest under the swimming pool in ur back yard...a la desperate housewives!

    tbh though that wouldnt be very 'complete' so id chop it up and burn it...like cook it in the oven something and then bin it. nah that wouldnt work..... i think above ideas are better!
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