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    Went for a chinese last night......

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    .....there were two eyes staring at me from underneath my noodles. Nearly fainted, but realised it was just the peking duck

    BOOM BOOM!

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    oh very good! lol

    :roll::):thumbsup:;-):p

    thats my kind of humour he he

    what kind of bee's make milk??









    BOOBIES!!!!






    who are the most decent people at the hospital?





    The Ultra sound people

    BOOM BOOM!



    Thank you very much folks and remember to tip the waiter as they'll be here all week!

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    mummyspam1985;3256088

    thats my kind of humour he hewhat kind of bee's make milk??BOOBIES!!!!



    Love it!

    love ultra sound! hehe!!

    hankmarvin4;3256107

    Love it!



    it was vic reeves on buzzcocks couple of nights ago. i keep chuckling to myself about it.



    two monkeys in the bath,
    one turns to the other and says:

    "oo oo oo ah ah"

    other one says...... "put some cold water in then.

    two cows in a field, one says "moo" other says "i was gonna say that"

    LMFAO they just made me laugh so much, mind you my fella didnt appreiciate them :P

    two cows in a field
    cow 1: you worried bout this mad cow disease thats going around??
    cow 2" no why would i i'm a helicopter

    Hushpuppy290;3256154

    LMFAO they just made me laugh so much, mind you my fella didnt … LMFAO they just made me laugh so much, mind you my fella didnt appreiciate them :P


    no my other half never gets the simple things in life either. he just laughts at me cos im in hysterics

    lol thats rather good!

    how du get four elephants in a little red mini??

    2 in the front- two in the back.................

    how du tell if an elephants been in your frige?

    footprint in the butter

    how du tell if two elephants been in your fridge?

    two footprints in your butter

    how du tell if three elephants been in your fridge?

    three footprints in your butter

    how du tell if FOUR elephants been in your fridge?

    the little red mini parked outside.

    how can u tell if an elephnats had sex in your garden??

    grass is flat and the binliners gone

    man goes in a pub............................ was a time you can only get peanuts and crisps

    Original Poster Banned

    mummyspam1985;3256215

    how can u tell if an elephnats had sex in your garden??grass is flat and … how can u tell if an elephnats had sex in your garden??grass is flat and the binliners gone



    classic!!:p

    mummyspam1985;3256139

    it was vic reeves on buzzcocks couple of nights ago. i keep chuckling to … it was vic reeves on buzzcocks couple of nights ago. i keep chuckling to myself about it.



    Ace comedy quiz always good for a laugh.

    I think it was comedian David O'Doherty's joke he was on Bob Mortimers team.

    ]Never Mind the Buzzcocks

    boobees was vic reeves and the other one was david odoherty

    Did you hear about the……









    Two Irish men jumping on a hedgehog trying to get a conker out.

    HIRARIOUS!!!! Best laff Iv had for ages!!!:thumbsup::w00t:

    mummyspam1985;3256538

    boobees was vic reeves and the other one was david odoherty



    Yup you are right I think it must have been how I had read the order of the posts and got a bit mixed up.
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