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    What a coincidence!

    What a coincidence!

    A chicken farmer went to a local pub, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

    The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

    'What a coincidence,' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me, I am celebrating.'

    'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' said the woman.

    'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'

    'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

    'What a coincidence,' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for months all of my hens seemed infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'

    'That's great!' said the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'

    'I used a different cock,' he replied.

    The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'

    21 Comments

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    Banned

    loll good!

    nice one xxx

    eggs ellent lol

    youve really egg celled yourself there

    lol :w00t:

    Starr;5883896

    youve really egg celled yourself there



    love it!:thumbsup:

    Yep, the old jokes are best! :thumbsup:

    magicbeans;5884223

    love it!:thumbsup:



    why thank you,

    Everyone else??? Whats your eggscuse

    oh martin, your jokes always eggsite me :thumbsup:

    Smeagol oh martin, your jokes always eggsite me :thumbsup:

    Starr;5884557

    eggceedingly good that one :thumbsup:



    ha ha, it seems to have eggceeded expectations :roll:

    Smeagol ha ha, it seems to have eggceeded expectations :roll:

    Starr;5884600

    ok stop now you're taking it to the eggstreme :whistling:



    i only started becuase you egged me on :-D

    Smeagol i only started becuase you egged me on :-D

    Starr;5884646

    the eggcitement of this post is killing me



    my thoughs eggsactly :thumbsup:

    Smeagol my thoughs eggsactly :thumbsup:

    Starr;5884681

    As fun as this is im eggscaping to bed :-D



    im sure you can make an eggception tonight and stay up a bit late :thumbsup:

    Smeagol im sure you can make an eggception tonight and stay up a bit late :thumbsup:

    Starr;5884825

    Haas eggstatic that i am about this thread the bed is calling



    why leaving so early you havent got to wake up early for an eggxam do you :-D

    Smeagol why leaving so early you havent got to wake up early for an eggxam do you :-D

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