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    What are you ???

    Pick the month you were born in

    1 - I ate
    2 - I needed
    3 - I ran naked with
    4 - I shot
    5 - I cuddled with
    6 - I smoked with
    7 - I banged
    8 - I ran shirtless with
    9 - I stabbed
    10 - I kiilled
    11 - I slept with
    12-I killed



    Pick the day (number) you were born on

    01 - the trojan man
    02 - a dog
    03 - a jew
    04 - a toothbrush
    05 - Paris Hilton
    06 - a drunk man
    07 - Barney the dinosaur
    08 - a prostitute
    09 - a pornstar
    10 - a bag of weed
    11 - the kool-aid-man
    12 - Santa Claus
    13 - a condom
    14 - a hippo
    15 - an orange
    16 - a stripper
    17 - a bisexual
    18 - a horse
    19 - my boyfriend
    20 - a crackhead
    21 - a homeless guy
    22 - my lover
    23 - my crush
    24 - a easter egg
    25 - a jar of honey
    26 - a hottie
    27 - a bowl of cereal
    28 - a french fry
    29 - your dealer
    30 - a glass of milk
    31 - Your grandma



    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

    White - Because thats how i roll
    Black - because im sexy as hell
    Pink - Because the lil people told me to
    Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
    Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
    Polka Dots - because I hate my life
    Purple - because I'm g?Gray - because I love marijuana
    Other - because I have double D's
    Green - because I'm good in bed
    Orange - because I smoke crack
    Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
    Brown - because i had to
    Shirtless - because I've got abs

    72 Comments

    I ate your dealer Because thats how i roll

    Original Poster

    I ate a pornstar because I'm good in bed

    i shot a toothbrush and other but i dont have double Ds lol.

    i slept with my lover because i'm sexy as hell

    I ran shirtless with the trojan man Because thats how i roll :w00t: Yeah, sounds about right!!!

    I killed a pornstar because I'm a pimp and your jealous

    I ran shirtless with an orange because thats how i roll...

    i ate a hottie because im a pimp and your jealous

    I ran shirtless with my lover because I've got abs

    random.

    I ate barney the dinosaur cause I have amazing boobs!

    I stabbed a crackhead because im sexy as hell

    I banged a condom because I have AMAZING boobs - well the last bit is true! LOL

    i slept with a bisexual because im sexy as hell! jeez am speechless :w00t:
    wait til a show hubby this!

    i need a prostitute because thats how I roll

    lyndsbowes;4680976

    i slept with my lover because i'm sexy as hell



    Your one doesnt sound too bad.

    I stabbed a pornstar becuase thats how I roll.

    so true....... didnt say what I stabbed her with :lol:

    BlondeBella;4681040

    Your one doesnt sound too bad.



    lol i know.... wanted it to sound really funny but it doesn't lol

    lyndsbowes;4681070

    lol i know.... wanted it to sound really funny but it doesn't lol



    thats cos u is a looooooooser :P

    I cuddled with my crush because I'm sexy as hell

    I shot a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs

    (well one of the three is true!!!)

    lyndsbowes;4681070

    lol i know.... wanted it to sound really funny but it doesn't lol



    Well you can have my one i stabbed a crackhead because im sexy as hell:lol:

    MinstrelMan;4681069

    I stabbed a pornstar becuase thats how I roll.so true....... didnt say … I stabbed a pornstar becuase thats how I roll.so true....... didnt say what I stabbed her with :lol:



    I lol'd, I can imagine what it would be [SIZE="1"](fork)[/SIZE]:lol:

    I slept with a bowl of cereal Because the lil people told me to

    MinstrelMan;4681081

    thats cos u is a looooooooser :P



    lol ya meanie

    I killed your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs

    anniemickymoo;4681137

    I slept with a bowl of cereal Because the lil people told me to



    loooooooool

    anniemickymoo;4681137

    I slept with a bowl of cereal Because the lil people told me to



    I love this one.:thumbsup:

    Anyone here born on 2nd of November?

    I ran naked with Your grandma because im sexy as hell lol

    Is this a scam email from a shirt company trying to find out our birthdays? :oops:

    Banned

    6 - I smoked with 11 - the kool-aid-man Black - because im sexy as hell

    Banned

    i banged a easter egg because I'm a pimp and your jealous

    LMAO

    Butterflies;4681022

    I banged a condom because I have AMAZING boobs - well the last bit is … I banged a condom because I have AMAZING boobs - well the last bit is true! LOL



    going to need proof

    I ran shirtless with barney the dinosaur because I am sexy as hell

    I shot a stripper because that's how i roll!!

    BlondeBella;4681136

    I lol'd, I can imagine what it would be [SIZE="1"](fork)[/SIZE]:lol:



    no love........ pork sword, bacon dagger..... many many euphonisms here

    MinstrelMan;4681891

    no love........ pork sword, bacon dagger..... many many euphonisms here



    Haha, you seriously thought i though it was a fork, poor show. You have let the side down:whistling:

    I killed your dealer because I have double DD's....hmmmmm

    I shot a bag of weed because I'm a pimp and your jealous...

    I stabbed your dealer because i'm as sexy as hell.
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