Found 30th Jun 2009
Hi guys and girls.

My younger brother being the plonker that he is, managed to break both his arms yesterday and is probably going to be stuck in his room with both his arms in casts for the next 6 weeks.

Normally he'd be over the moon as it would mean time off school, but as its the summer holidays and hes probably going to be stuck inside for 6 weeks, I feel kinda bad on him and want to get him something to keep him entertained for bit.

Any ideas would be much appreciated. He cant use either of his hands so after some hard thinking, ive decided not to go with my first idea and get him a rubiks cube or a punchbag. Maybe you lot can think of something a bit more fitting!

thanks

Jim

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a harmonica

toung paints he dips his toung in paint and paints with hi toung

How the hell he do that/ Do him a favour and download some porn. Might be touture with 2 broken arms mind!!!

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kylejohns;5630158

a harmonica



i think id have to break his legs aswell if he tried to learn how to play a harmonica without the use of his hands!

ahh no ******* for 6 weeks bet hes well gutted but perhaps you can get him some dvds

WOW !! 6 weeks without knocking one out? Poor lad.

I see him knowing all the chart music in the next couple of weeks.

How old is he anyway?

Cant really think of anything to do with his feet....only thing I can think of is dance mat type things...not very boyish!

How's he gonna manage not choking the chicken for 6 weeks?

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RuthIess;5630173

How the hell he do that/ Do him a favour and download some porn. Might be … How the hell he do that/ Do him a favour and download some porn. Might be touture with 2 broken arms mind!!!



Stupid brother + Bicycle + Big jump - 2 arms = Even stupider brother.

yeah that does sound like fun but im sure hed go through a fair few replacement casts.

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Butterflies;5630190

I see him knowing all the chart music in the next couple of weeks.How old … I see him knowing all the chart music in the next couple of weeks.How old is he anyway?



yeah and the script to scarface off by heart!

hes 16

You could always choke his chicken for him as that will bring him some relief :P

I saw a video where a guy cracked one off using his toes before. He had an amazing monkey-like grip on his fella. I'd buy your bruv a DVD on monkeys, and just let him make the connection in his own time. Should keep him happy.

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lil_tiger;5630191

Cant really think of anything to do with his feet....only thing I can … Cant really think of anything to do with his feet....only thing I can think of is dance mat type things...not very boyish!



lol id definitely pay to see him on a dance mat with his arms in casts. his arms are fixed in the harry enfield ''calm down, calm down'' pose, so seeing him dance would be hilarious.

is there a toe adapter for the xbox?:p

buy him a Lost boxset, will keep him going for a while...

He could still hula hoop on the wii balance board - lol

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dmissy13;5630214

is there a toe adapter for the xbox?:p



if there was, the lazy ******* would already have it!

vengod;5630207

You could always choke his chicken for him as that will bring him some … You could always choke his chicken for him as that will bring him some relief :P



Wowzers... the epitome of brotherly love!

Tom Clancy's End War can apparently be played entirely by voice commands... someone may need to verify this though...

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emhaslam;5630220

buy him a Lost boxset, will keep him going for a while...



hes not a big watcher of stuff, therein lies my problem.

otherwise id just get him a load of dvds..

his choices are very limited:

anything with ross kemp in.
gangster films.

pretty much it.

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TurksMeister;5630242

Wowzers... the epitome of brotherly love!Tom Clancy's End War can … Wowzers... the epitome of brotherly love!Tom Clancy's End War can apparently be played entirely by voice commands... someone may need to verify this though...



love isnt exactly how id describe it lol.
hes already had it, wasnt too keen on it.
cheers anyway

Banned

i dont get it!

why does he have to stay indoors for 6 weeks just cos hes broken his arms?

looks like he has to learn to love watching films...


who wipes his backside :lol:

he can go for a walk??

take up skateboarding??

Prehaps he can learn Irish dancing like Michael Flatley, no arm movement required:)

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csiman;5630289

i dont get it!why does he have to stay indoors for 6 weeks just cos hes … i dont get it!why does he have to stay indoors for 6 weeks just cos hes broken his arms?



he doesnt, but as hes fairly limited to what he can do I think its safe to say he wont be climbing any moutains anytime soon

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loupomm;5630296

looks like he has to learn to love watching films...who wipes his … looks like he has to learn to love watching films...who wipes his backside :lol:



already had this conversation and weve decided that hes to hold it in.:thumbsup:

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massmail666;5630365

yeh going for a walk sounds good, doubt he will attract much attention … yeh going for a walk sounds good, doubt he will attract much attention with two broken arms tho, coz he will just look like a crazy guy trying to give everyone a hug!



he had that affect before, so will probably get him arrested now!

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foxymissroxy;5630328

he can go for a walk?? take up skateboarding??



yeah hell probably have to take up hiking, but then skateboarding will probably result in not being able to hike for 6 weeks lol

oh i feel bad for him, but its kinda funny too lol.

Computer games?
Not broken nothing so don't know if be possible if broken arms,both,that's mad,reminds me when I managed to sprain both ankles.

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cherishu2;5630423

oh i feel bad for him, but its kinda funny too lol.



lol hes a grade A plank.

Oh dear lol.

Buy him a hooker in 3 weeks, he will love/owe you forever.

In the mean time, erm, he better start liking TV.

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massmail666;5630432

how did manage to break both arms?



tried to jump something on his bike and didnt get enough speed so as he landed it his back wheel hit the ramp at the other side and sent him over his handlebars

Dance mat lol

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ChipSticks;5630487

Oh dear lol.Buy him a hooker in 3 weeks, he will love/owe you forever.In … Oh dear lol.Buy him a hooker in 3 weeks, he will love/owe you forever.In the mean time, erm, he better start liking TV.



yeah i like the ''owe me'' part of it, but i wouldnt know where to start looking for a prossie ;-)

yeah thats one thing he has no problem with, as long as they dont stop showing road wars or danny dyers deadliest men.

then hes in real trouble.

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Mum2Connor&Cerys;5630441

Computer games?Not broken nothing so don't know if be possible if broken … Computer games?Not broken nothing so don't know if be possible if broken arms,both,that's mad,reminds me when I managed to sprain both ankles.



he can barely move either of his hands at the mo, not sure how quickly he'll start getting movement back. the breaks are quite close to his wrists *cue more masturbation jokes* so thats why his hands are bug*ered as well.

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im off out anyways, thanks for all your *cough* suggestions *cough* lol.

manchesterjim;5630175

i think id have to break his legs aswell if he tried to learn how to play … i think id have to break his legs aswell if he tried to learn how to play a harmonica without the use of his hands!



Harmonica's not a bad thing with one of these around his neck. You could get him out busking, so he can earn some money for you!!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CyQ7pW04L._SL160_AA115_.jpg

manchesterjim;5630529

he can barely move either of his hands at the mo, not sure how quickly … he can barely move either of his hands at the mo, not sure how quickly he'll start getting movement back. the breaks are quite close to his wrists *cue more masturbation jokes* so thats why his hands are bug*ered as well.



Damn well if his hands are not working proper either,not a lot can be done.
An unlimited dvd rental ? Press the buttons with his toes,take out the disc carefully with teeth?

lol for the jokes.
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