Found 27th May 2009
What can we eat?


Can't eat pork, ......

Swine flu...






Can't eat chicken,

.....Bird flu.






Can't eat Beef,

Mad cow........
(Not Michelleemoo of course!!)



Can't eat eggs,

Salmonella.



Can't eat fish,

heavy metal poisons in their waters.



Can't eat fruits and veggies,

insecticides and herbicides.



Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!








I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!

Remember - - - 'STRESSED'

spelt backwards! is

'DESSERTS'



Banoffee Pie anyone?

xxxxxxx

  1. Misc
Groups
  1. Misc
10 Comments

beaver ;-)

How about cat? :giggle:

Yewmanz!

Banned

big-boy;5328765

beaver ;-)



realfriendlyman;5328779

How about cat? :giggle:



:thumbsup::thumbsup:

I believe Strongbow is the answer :thumbsup:

http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/ProductsDetailed/32/010532.jpg

Original Poster

LOL!!!

You lot can be sooooo mean sumtimes!!

I think lager may be the answer! Or Strongbow as above!!

Oooohhh!
xxxx

Sloth/Mod

Was it Skusey who posted this a few days ago?

Speaking of Heavy Metal, if any fellow metallers out there are looking for something new to listen to, and aren't already aware of them, I recommend having a go at Firewind - Listening to them now and it's good gear. Sorta thrashy like metallica + slayer, but with power metal elements and vocals, been looking for a new band to listen to If you like Sonata Arctica / Dragonforce or Iron Maiden even, this is for you.

Very off topic, but I needed to post it somewhere and that was my link. Was listening to a few songs off their Burning Earth album - The Fire and the Fury is a cool song, that's the one I've just listened to and loved it ^_^

Rock on friends.

cloudthecat

Can't eat pork, ......Swine flu...Can't eat chicken,.....Bird flu.


You cannot contract these diseases from eating those meats, fact!
cloudthecat

Can't eat Beef,Mad cow........


There's more chance of being run over as you leave your house than contracting CJD from infected beef.
cloudthecat

Can't eat eggs,Salmonella.


Not a problem if you cook the things properly.
cloudthecat

Can't eat fish,heavy metal poisons in their waters.


Any effect would be cumulative and over a long period of time with a well above average intake of fish.
cloudthecat

Can't eat fruits and veggies,insecticides and herbicides.


Buy organic......but seriously all the truly dangerous ones have been banned for a long time now.

Are there really people out there that think this stuff is true? I really didn't think people were that dumb.....

Syzable;5328871

Was it Skusey who posted this a few days ago?



You mean his Oh-Lawd thread...



hotukdeals.com/ite…wd/
Post a comment
Avatar
@
    Text
    Top Discussions
    1. I thought the 'Dementia tax' had gone for good,apparently not.819
    2. Just heard this...2 ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ congrats to all on 392k ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★7769457
    3. The HUKD Wuntu code sharing thread! (Three Mobile)98197
    4. Anger over Donald Trump's UK crime tweet1946

    See more discussions