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    WHAT CLUMSY STUPID FUNNY THINGS HAVE YOU DONE???

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    this morning i cut the top of my finger off, well it was hanging by a little skin you can see the white of the bone. it hurt like hell at first but now i keep going into fits of laughter thinking about it and when i knock it, i did first aid on it , stuck it back on and wrapped in bog roll i'll glue it later

    got me thinking though about other stupid things ive done and thought it would be funny to hear others
    ive climb a big steal fence and dropped down the other side onto a steal stake went right through my bum cheek
    ive been hit in the head by a buses mirror twice
    lots of others but whats yours?
    never had a broken bone though

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    ouch!!! thats not funny!!

    thats wrong. really wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd on doing a handbreak turn...

    do lots of clumst things everyday but cant remember anything amazingly funny :?

    Yeah - I cut my leg off once - I laughed and put masking tape to hold it to gether until I could find some super glue

    omg thats funny? wouldnt like to know your idea of entertainment ..

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    lil_tiger;6726133

    I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd … I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd on doing a handbreak turn...do lots of clumst things everyday but cant remember anything amazingly funny :?



    doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant drive i have had 3 lessons crashed 3 times and written off 2 cars

    I used to work as a chef in Alder Hey Childrens Hospital. I was distracted while cutting up some chicken for a soup, and sliced off a chunk of flesh from my finger. I search for ages, but gave up ------ one of the kids was a cannibal that dinner time!:)

    daz1981;6726162

    doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant … doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant drive i have had 3 lessons crashed 3 times and written off 2 cars



    I had one lesson - crashed 4 times and wrote of a jumbo jet

    lil_tiger;6726133

    I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd … I failed my 1st driving test by driving into a wheelybin......failed 2nd on doing a handbreak turn...do lots of clumst things everyday but cant remember anything amazingly funny :?



    Now thats funny!:-D

    At the end of a driving test, the guy said to me, "We gave way to everyone in town today" understandably I failed that time too. Another time I set off without wearing seat belt. Obviously fail. :-D

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    Marina;6726123

    ouch!!! thats not funny!!



    magicbeans;6726126

    thats wrong. really wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    DAMNOME;6726149

    Yeah - I cut my leg off once - I laughed and put masking tape to hold it … Yeah - I cut my leg off once - I laughed and put masking tape to hold it to gether until I could find some super glue



    plumberman01;6726155

    omg thats funny? wouldnt like to know your idea of entertainment ..



    it wasnt funny at the time but now it is, most people are the same they laugh at most little pains

    daz1981;6726162

    doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant … doing a hand brake turn in a driving lesson is funny:thumbsup: i cant drive i have had 3 lessons crashed 3 times and written off 2 cars



    yeah was on country roads...and I didnt see the corner lol, it looked like the road went straight but turned out it didt :roll:

    on the + side...I didnt stall the car so I think I shudda passed :x

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    Predikuesi;6726167

    I used to work as a chef in Alder Hey Childrens Hospital. I was … I used to work as a chef in Alder Hey Childrens Hospital. I was distracted while cutting up some chicken for a soup, and sliced off a chunk of flesh from my finger. I search for ages, but gave up ------ one of the kids was a cannibal that dinner time!:)



    thats minging lol, most chefs i reckon have cut some finger off

    Errrrmm....why did I think about Eduardos leg break last year when picturing your finger? :oops:

    I dunno if that was a very funny injury tbh, I've been quite clumsy the last year or so, including breaking my hand on a wall that I thought was plastic, slipped over while I was showing off on a second date and most recently....smacked my head on a projector screen at a pub. lol

    Wow....I never realised how clumsy I was until this thread came about lol

    Marina;6726185

    Now thats funny!:-DAt the end of a driving test, the guy said to me, "We … Now thats funny!:-DAt the end of a driving test, the guy said to me, "We gave way to everyone in town today" understandably I failed that time too. Another time I set off without wearing seat belt. Obviously fail. :-D



    lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she asked me to pull over! lol....made a lame attempt of pretending it was a pothole

    when she said I passed I said 'are you sure' lol :oops:

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    realfriendlyman;6726276

    Errrrmm....why did I think about Eduardos leg break last year when … Errrrmm....why did I think about Eduardos leg break last year when picturing your finger? :oops:I dunno if that was a very funny injury tbh, I've been quite clumsy the last year or so, including breaking my hand on a wall that I thought was plastic, slipped over while I was showing off on a second date and most recently....smacked my head on a projector screen at a pub. lolWow....I never realised how clumsy I was until this thread came about lol




    lol bet you got some stick in that pub

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    lil_tiger;6726279

    lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she … lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she asked me to pull over! lol....made a lame attempt of pretending it was a pothole :pwhen she said I passed I said 'are you sure' lol :oops:



    probably got sick off seeing you:whistling:

    lil_tiger;6726279

    lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she … lol on my third test (the one I passed) I actually hit the kerb when she asked me to pull over! lol....made a lame attempt of pretending it was a pothole :pwhen she said I passed I said 'are you sure' lol :oops:



    :lol:

    daz1981;6726297

    lol bet you got some stick in that pub



    It's not the first time I've done it....plus someone seems to do it every time I'm in there lol

    Was bored one day... So i decided to get a chisel and started carving teeth into this coat hanger... Until i slipped.... Right into my thumb... Luckily my bone was there to stop the chisel from going any further!

    Now my thumb looks like a bum haha

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    dean3988;6726677

    Was bored one day... So i decided to get a chisel and started carving … Was bored one day... So i decided to get a chisel and started carving teeth into this coat hanger... Until i slipped.... Right into my thumb... Luckily my bone was there to stop the chisel from going any further!Now my thumb looks like a bum haha




    lol repped

    daz1981;6726689

    lol repped



    :-D

    My dad wasnt impressed coming home to a trail of blood on his new carpets and a tea towel covered in blood!
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