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    Original Poster

    Dad

    I am just going for a pint of milk 1979

    Never seen again

    My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids to use as slaves - they are supposed to have a childhood.

    Yes teach them how to cook and keep the home tidy etc but not to do the stuff a mother should do

    And when it comes to giving gifts they belong to the person - they can't be taken back.

    @13 I could overlock and use an industrial sewing machine, cook many meals, clean the house top to bottom and make the best cup of tea in the world whilst she lay her fat *** on the sofa drinking her cinzano and smoking her JPS whilst reading her books that I had collected every Saturday from the library whilst she was humping one of her many bf's

    And to not force any child I had to give more than 50% of their wage as rent money

    Oh sorry - the benefits? when I walked out @18 and never looked back (except the 3 chances I gave her) I could fend for myself and start to live my life.

    Be good
    Be kind
    but be honest

    summerof76

    “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what y … “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”


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    Finish your dinner, there are starving kids in Africa!
    I've said that to my kids when they were younger and their answer, well give it to them oO
    Edited by: "summerof76" 16th Apr
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    Original Poster

    Dad

    I am just going for a pint of milk 1979

    Never seen again

    Original Poster

    Mam

    Cabbage is good u will love it

    Don't drink the Kool Aid

    Original Poster

    Mam

    It's just a phase u will grow out of it

    Legend has it that there's a bloke roaming HUKD misc section, and he's been doing so since the turn of the millennia, not much is known about him, only that his name is Deeky

    My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

    “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”

    I got told to shush a lot..

    Mam
    Always eat your crusts so you will have curly hair

    My parents taught me not to use apostrophes where there shouldn't be one.

    My mum told me it was paracetamol will help me sleep turns out it booze and it did help me sleep all nighhhhttttt

    Never eat yellow snow

    When to use apostrophes.

    Dad: James son, just get it pumped.

    He's a modern-day soothsayer, I'm sure you'll agree.

    My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids to use as slaves - they are supposed to have a childhood.

    Yes teach them how to cook and keep the home tidy etc but not to do the stuff a mother should do

    And when it comes to giving gifts they belong to the person - they can't be taken back.

    @13 I could overlock and use an industrial sewing machine, cook many meals, clean the house top to bottom and make the best cup of tea in the world whilst she lay her fat *** on the sofa drinking her cinzano and smoking her JPS whilst reading her books that I had collected every Saturday from the library whilst she was humping one of her many bf's

    And to not force any child I had to give more than 50% of their wage as rent money

    Oh sorry - the benefits? when I walked out @18 and never looked back (except the 3 chances I gave her) I could fend for myself and start to live my life.

    Be good
    Be kind
    but be honest

    philphil61

    My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids … My mother taught me, by being the nasty POS she was/is, to not have kids to use as slaves - they are supposed to have a childhood.Yes teach them how to cook and keep the home tidy etc but not to do the stuff a mother should do And when it comes to giving gifts they belong to the person - they can't be taken [email protected] I could overlock and use an industrial sewing machine, cook many meals, clean the house top to bottom and make the best cup of tea in the world whilst she lay her fat *** on the sofa drinking her cinzano and smoking her JPS whilst reading her books that I had collected every Saturday from the library whilst she was humping one of her many bf'sAnd to not force any child I had to give more than 50% of their wage as rent moneyOh sorry - the benefits? when I walked out @18 and never looked back (except the 3 chances I gave her) I could fend for myself and start to live my life.Be good ;)Be kind :3but be honest



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    Saturn

    Tom Jones received some unusual parental advice from his Mama.:|


    Here it is youtube.com/wat…pbU

    Troll, troll and troll.

    ThePasty


    Thanks
    Appreciated

    Sadly there will be one HUKD member (at least) who will criticise, like a troll, my comment and fail to see the point of it

    My parents never taught me how to cook, iron, clean the house or anything like how to use a bank account so I was totally unprepared for adult life. Not very helpful.:(

    We lied about the stork ...

    Never to stick with anyone who treated me like ****

    Never trust a woman with thin lips.

    summerof76

    “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what y … “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”


    Crabs?

    Original Poster

    Mathaeus

    I got told to shush a lot..


    MATHAEUS SHUT UP









    XXX

    Original Poster

    afternoondelight

    When I was upset over a boy my dad told me all men are ********.



    He was correct

    summerof76

    “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what y … “Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”


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    That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?

    don`t pee into the wind!

    fanpages

    When to use apostrophes.

    thetreelogger

    That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the … That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?



    Did your parents not tell you to read all the comments in a thread before commenting?

    If you haven't got anything nice to say don't say anything at all.







    squiff

    My parents taught me not to use apostrophes where there shouldn't be one.

    fanpages

    When to use apostrophes.

    thetreelogger

    That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the … That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?

    fanpages

    When to use apostrophes.

    thetreelogger

    That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the … That grammar is very important. Why did you use an apostrophe in the title?




    Comments #10, #15, #30 and #32 above. It looks like a similar oversight was possibly made by other parents.

    When it's gone, it's gone.

    dunno

    When it's gone, it's gone.



    That's bad news for miles' erection.

    fanpages

    That's bad news for miles' erection.


    X)

    Saturn

    Comments #10, #15, #30 and #32 above. It looks like a similar oversight … Comments #10, #15, #30 and #32 above. It looks like a similar oversight was possibly made by other parents.



    Fortunately, comment #15 was referring to the rules for inclusion and exclusion (rather than just when not to use them), & comment #32 was reinforcing that comment.

    Now,... back in your box to find your irony meter for detecting the reason for comment #32 after comments #10 & #15.

    Bure11


    They look good enough to eat mmmmmm

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