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    What do you call......

    a dinosaur with no eyes?

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    a do-you-think-he-saw-us

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    Celticsun;4949087

    a do-you-think-he-saw-us




    You ruined my joke
    :-(
























    Whats his dog called?

    King of Thieves;4949096

    You ruined my joke :-(you asked the question...... :roll::p

    Bob??

    do-you-think-he-saw-us rex

    Original Poster

    What do you get if you cross a rhino and an elephant?

    King of Thieves;4949148

    What do you get if you cross a rhino and an elephant?



    ??????

    what do you call a dinosaur that eats copious amounts of vindaloo curry???














    A MEGASOREARSE

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    Annie1508;4949251

    ??????



    hell if i know (elifino)
    :-D


    .....why did simba's dad die?

    a dnosaur

    How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?

    Original Poster

    Boy: Your place or mine?
    Girl: Both. You go to yours, I'll go to mine

    Original Poster

    Celticsun;4949297

    How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?



    Dunno, how?

    King of Thieves;4949332

    Dunno, how?



    U-nique up on it

    Original Poster

    Celticsun;4949340

    U-nique up on it



    loooooooooooooool!!!! I must be easily amused on a friday :lol:

    nlambert;4949273

    what do you call a dinosaur that eats copious amounts of vindaloo … what do you call a dinosaur that eats copious amounts of vindaloo curry???A MEGASOREARSE



    Lmao :-D

    King of Thieves;4949350

    loooooooooooooool!!!! I must be easily amused on a friday :lol:




    Yep me too as these jokes are making me giggle this morning - childish sense of humour is my excuse

    Original Poster

    King of Thieves;4949279

    .....why did simba's dad die?



    Forgot to add the punch line lol


    .....because he didn't mufasa.

    (move faster!)

    what do u call a dog with no legs?

    doesnt matter what u call him, he's not gonna come

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no private parts?

    Original Poster

    Annie1508;4949469

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?What do you call a deer with no eyes … What do you call a deer with no eyes?What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no private parts?



    no eye deer

    still no eye deer

    still no *ahem* eye deer :oops:

    Why did the lion get lost?

    Cos the junglist massive (wicked wicked)

    what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?






    lick-a-lot-o-pus.............

    from a previous post of mine...

    ENGLISH > GERMAN Motoring Dictionary

    Speedometer = Der Egobooster und Linenshooter
    Bonnet = Pullnob und Knucklechopper
    Windscreenwiper = Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder
    Puncture = Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfu**en
    Learner = Die Twa**en mit Elplatz
    Air Horns = Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren
    Petrol = Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers
    Motor = Club Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories
    Low Bridge = Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken
    Breathalyser = Die Puffintern fuer Pistenarsen
    Headlights = Das Dippendontdazzlebastad
    Highway Code = Der Wipan fuer Arsen
    Foot Brake = Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik
    Near Accident = Der Fu**en Near Schittenselfen
    Cyclist = Die Pedallpushink Pilloken
    Traffic Jam = Die Bluddifu**ink Dammundblast
    Tyres = Flattfahrts
    Fog Warning = Der Puttenlegdown und Fu**it
    Gear Lever = Biggensticken fuer Kangaroochoppen
    Exhaust = Spitzenpoppenbangentuben
    Juggernaut = Der Fu**engrett Trukken
    Backfire = Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen

    stephen2k5;4949558

    Why did the lion get lost?Cos the junglist massive (wicked wicked)



    haha best one of all time!

    magicbeans;4949599

    haha best one of all time!



    =D

    King of Thieves;4949514

    no eye deerstill no eye deerstill no *ahem* eye deer :oops:



    Top marks, glad you put the "ahem", wasn't sure how I was going to phrase that one!!

    if it had no eyes wouldnt it be a definately-never- saurus?

    What do you call a fish with no eye?


    A fsh

    A man went to his pharmacist to get a double dose of Viagra. The pharmacist told him that he couldn't give him a double dose.

    "Why not?" asked the man.

    "Because it's not safe," replied the pharmacist.

    "But I need it really bad," said the man.

    "Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the pharmacist.

    The man said, "my girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday. My wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

    The pharmacist finally relented saying, "okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

    On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.

    The pharmacist asked, "what happened to you?"



    The man said, "no-one showed up."

    extinct
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