Expired

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

60
Found 3rd Sep 2009
Ive narrowed it down to cecil or bert
Community Updates
60 Comments
no idear!
dunno
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea
Butterflies;6198327

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



Still no idear
Butterflies;6198327

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



dinner
dontdothatagain;6198337

Still no idear



beat ya lol
Alfonse;6198345

dinner



:lol:
queenlush;6198350

beat ya lol



only by seconds
so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?

Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol
ClarityofMind;6198380

so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol



Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball bat and some mace spray to welcome you off the train ;-)
My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless him


What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs thats standing in the rain!
My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison for £200 .....














Is that 2 deer? :w00t:
Original Poster
ClarityofMind;6198380

so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol



you are coming to glasgow?
bossyboots;6198392

Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball … Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball bat and some mace spray to welcome you off the train ;-)



Oh I feel so much safer now thank you :w00t:;-)
barky;6198401

you are coming to glasgow?



you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)

small blonde essex girl alert in glazgee
cuzzy;6198396

My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison.....Is that 2 deer? … My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison.....Is that 2 deer? :w00t:



lol! :-D
Original Poster
ClarityofMind;6198412

you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)



looool! this will be the secret meet up with micoo then?
barky;6198423

looool! this will be the secret meet up with micoo then?



lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting already!!:thumbsup:
Original Poster
ClarityofMind;6198412

you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)small blonde essex girl … you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)small blonde essex girl alert in glazgee



blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong train:whistling:
Butterflies;6198394

My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless … My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless himWhat do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs thats standing in the rain!



go on then i want to know
barky;6198452

blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong … blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong train:whistling:



Just today I was trying to work out why it kept raining in the east.. and glasgow is west.... right? no east? no.........

This is gonna be just like when I thought Carlisle was in Wales somewhere and asked a man if he'd chlorophyll me so I could sleep!! :oops:
queenlush;6198454

go on then i want to know



Still No eyed reindeer!

He's only 6 - give him time! :giggle:
ClarityofMind;6198431

lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting … lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting already!!:thumbsup:



I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you isnt' he? Or is he?

Oooh you saucy Moo!
Butterflies;6198474

Still No eyed reindeer!He's only 6 - give him time! :giggle:



i love kids making up jokes, they say really random stuff then laugh.
Original Poster
ClarityofMind;6198380

so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol




or eaten by micoo:whistling:
Butterflies;6198490

I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you … I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you isnt' he? Or is he?Oooh you saucy Moo!



lol! I am not meeting Micoo
barky;6198509

or eaten by micoo:whistling:



stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.
queenlush;6198499

i love kids making up jokes, they say really random stuff then laugh.



Yes he does this all the time now.

Just the other day we were driving to Wales in the car when he burts into fits of laughter - He thought he was hilarious for about an hour!

When he eventually told us the joke the tumbleweed blew in - It's really hard to pretend to like a terrible joke :giggle:
ClarityofMind;6198511

lol! I am not meeting Micoo



Yeah you would say that!
I'm gonna send you all a digi postcard from my train to glazgee
Butterflies;6198527

Yeah you would say that!



Despair.................. ;-)
ClarityofMind;6198517

stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.



They are going off at a tangent - I am PM'ing everyone I know on HUKD!
Original Poster
ClarityofMind;6198517

stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.




this may be worth its own thread
Butterflies;6198522

Yes he does this all the time now. Just the other day we were driving to … Yes he does this all the time now. Just the other day we were driving to Wales in the car when he burts into fits of laughter - He thought he was hilarious for about an hour!When he eventually told us the joke the tumbleweed blew in - It's really hard to pretend to like a terrible joke :giggle:



i know i always used to laugh at my 3 when they were little, i think thats why i have a warped sense of humour now :-D
barky;6198544

this may be worth its own thread



DO IT BARKY!

lol
barky;6198544

this may be worth its own thread



Please God, Please dont do it to me....

I'll kiss your........

toes lol!!
Butterflies;6198538

They are going off at a tangent - I am PM'ing everyone I know on HUKD!



Butterflies;6198553

DO IT BARKY!lol



ArrrghhhHHHHHHHHHHH :thumbsup:
ClarityofMind;6198559

Please God, Please dont do it to me.... I'll kiss your........toes lol!!



hey hussy you can't go on a mission without me
queenlush;6198571

hey hussy you can't go on a mission without me



Oh thank God for that. Babe you up to going to find Micoo? lol ;-)
ClarityofMind;6198380

so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol

I take it your going to Glesga Central, If you don't mind the hundreds of Emo/Skater kids that don't actually skate or if its a Friday gangs of wee fat fourteen year olds girls with muffin tops and major love handles dressed like hookers with luminous coloured tutus made out of netting then you'll be fine, You can also check out this online Survival guide if you're worried about the neds [EMAIL="http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/"]http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/[/EMAIL]
Post a comment
Avatar
@
    Text

    Top Discussions

    Top Merchants