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    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

    Ive narrowed it down to cecil or bert

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    no idear!

    dunno

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

    still no idea

    Butterflies;6198327

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



    Still no idear

    Butterflies;6198327

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?



    dinner

    dontdothatagain;6198337

    Still no idear



    beat ya lol

    Alfonse;6198345

    dinner



    :lol:
    queenlush;6198350

    beat ya lol



    only by seconds

    so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?

    Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol

    ClarityofMind;6198380

    so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol



    Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball bat and some mace spray to welcome you off the train ;-)

    My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless him


    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs thats standing in the rain!

    My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison for £200 .....














    Is that 2 deer? :w00t:

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6198380

    so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol



    you are coming to glasgow?

    bossyboots;6198392

    Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball … Oi you that where I live and I will be hanging about with a big baseball bat and some mace spray to welcome you off the train ;-)



    Oh I feel so much safer now thank you :w00t:;-)

    barky;6198401

    you are coming to glasgow?



    you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)

    small blonde essex girl alert in glazgee

    cuzzy;6198396

    My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison.....Is that 2 deer? … My mate just offered to sell me 8 legs of venison.....Is that 2 deer? :w00t:



    lol! :-D

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6198412

    you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)



    looool! this will be the secret meet up with micoo then?

    barky;6198423

    looool! this will be the secret meet up with micoo then?



    lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting already!!:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6198412

    you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)small blonde essex girl … you wanna know when right so you can leave? ;-)small blonde essex girl alert in glazgee



    blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong train:whistling:

    Butterflies;6198394

    My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless … My little boy likes to take this joke just one step further - Bless himWhat do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs thats standing in the rain!



    go on then i want to know

    barky;6198452

    blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong … blonde and from essex?? mmm-you will probably get on the wrong train:whistling:



    Just today I was trying to work out why it kept raining in the east.. and glasgow is west.... right? no east? no.........

    This is gonna be just like when I thought Carlisle was in Wales somewhere and asked a man if he'd chlorophyll me so I could sleep!! :oops:

    queenlush;6198454

    go on then i want to know



    Still No eyed reindeer!

    He's only 6 - give him time! :giggle:

    ClarityofMind;6198431

    lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting … lmao!!!! never thought of that... omg the rumours'll be starting already!!:thumbsup:



    I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you isnt' he? Or is he?

    Oooh you saucy Moo!

    Butterflies;6198474

    Still No eyed reindeer!He's only 6 - give him time! :giggle:



    i love kids making up jokes, they say really random stuff then laugh.

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6198380

    so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol




    or eaten by micoo:whistling:

    Butterflies;6198490

    I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you … I was wondering - could this be true - OMG - he's a bit young for you isnt' he? Or is he?Oooh you saucy Moo!



    lol! I am not meeting Micoo

    barky;6198509

    or eaten by micoo:whistling:



    stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.

    queenlush;6198499

    i love kids making up jokes, they say really random stuff then laugh.



    Yes he does this all the time now.

    Just the other day we were driving to Wales in the car when he burts into fits of laughter - He thought he was hilarious for about an hour!

    When he eventually told us the joke the tumbleweed blew in - It's really hard to pretend to like a terrible joke :giggle:

    ClarityofMind;6198511

    lol! I am not meeting Micoo



    Yeah you would say that!

    I'm gonna send you all a digi postcard from my train to glazgee

    Butterflies;6198527

    Yeah you would say that!



    Despair.................. ;-)

    ClarityofMind;6198517

    stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.



    They are going off at a tangent - I am PM'ing everyone I know on HUKD!

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6198517

    stop!! lol you have no idea what the rumour mills are like.




    this may be worth its own thread

    Butterflies;6198522

    Yes he does this all the time now. Just the other day we were driving to … Yes he does this all the time now. Just the other day we were driving to Wales in the car when he burts into fits of laughter - He thought he was hilarious for about an hour!When he eventually told us the joke the tumbleweed blew in - It's really hard to pretend to like a terrible joke :giggle:



    i know i always used to laugh at my 3 when they were little, i think thats why i have a warped sense of humour now :-D

    barky;6198544

    this may be worth its own thread



    DO IT BARKY!

    lol

    barky;6198544

    this may be worth its own thread



    Please God, Please dont do it to me....

    I'll kiss your........

    toes lol!!

    Butterflies;6198538

    They are going off at a tangent - I am PM'ing everyone I know on HUKD!



    Butterflies;6198553

    DO IT BARKY!lol



    ArrrghhhHHHHHHHHHHH :thumbsup:

    ClarityofMind;6198559

    Please God, Please dont do it to me.... I'll kiss your........toes lol!!



    hey hussy you can't go on a mission without me

    queenlush;6198571

    hey hussy you can't go on a mission without me



    Oh thank God for that. Babe you up to going to find Micoo? lol ;-)

    ClarityofMind;6198380

    so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten … so how safe is taking a train into glasgow anyway?Am I gonna get eaten alive? lol

    I take it your going to Glesga Central, If you don't mind the hundreds of Emo/Skater kids that don't actually skate or if its a Friday gangs of wee fat fourteen year olds girls with muffin tops and major love handles dressed like hookers with luminous coloured tutus made out of netting then you'll be fine, You can also check out this online Survival guide if you're worried about the neds [EMAIL="http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/"]http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/[/EMAIL]
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