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    What do you call a line of barbies?

    What do you call a line of barbies?

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    Hot..........

    Original Poster

    A Barbie-Que

    hassony;6876662

    A Barbie-Que



    :roll::p

    Original Poster

    ClarityofMind;6876670

    :roll::p



    admit it, its the funniest joke you've heard today

    The queue for social in Essex??? :w00t:

    bbq - hilarious (NOT!)

    Syzable;6876707

    The queue for social in Essex??? :w00t:



    Oh you're on form today!! :w00t:

    hassony;6876695

    admit it, its the funniest joke you've heard today



    we need better ones..............and fast!!! :p;-)

    is this the bad joke thread?


    I found a Land Rover buried in one of my fields.

    It was a nice Discovery.

    [SIZE="4"]Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
    I laughed at the irony.
    Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.[/SIZE]

    Original Poster

    How much do they charge to play sport at Hogwarts?

    A quid each

    Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"

    Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."

    The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him,ask him!"

    The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"

    Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.

    Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"

    The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"

    The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"

    To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

    Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"

    The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"

    To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"

    The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

    At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colours, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey shagged a penguin, Dopey shagged a penguin!"

    everyday a man walks up very close to a lady co-workerstanding at the coffee machine,inhales a big breath of air & tells her " your hair smells nice"

    After a week of this she went to see personnel and put a sexual harassment complaint in against him.

    the personnel manager said "whats wrong with him saying your hair smells nice?"

    she said "it's keith the ****ing dwarf!"

    Original Poster

    have you got something against the vertically challenged Syzable?

    hassony;6876963

    have you got something against the vertically challenged Syzable?



    Yes. :x I'm so tall i keep tripping over them. :cry:

    Original Poster

    Syzable;6876982

    Yes. :x I'm so tall i keep tripping over them. :cry:



    sizeist

    A little old man stumbles into the chemist for some viagra
    " I need them cut into quarters" the old man request.
    " If you cut them into quarters you will not get an erection" the chemist replies
    " I am 96 and I have no need for an erection, I just need it sticking out a little to stop me pisssing on my slippers

    hassony;6876997

    sizeist



    Ok then...........only slightly sizeist one this time :-D


    My mates wife just had a new baby so I went to visit them and she gave me the baby to hold and said it's ok to wind him, I thought that's a bit harsh so I gave him a dead leg instead.

    Whilst out shopping yesterday I was approached by a beggear, 'any change mate' he said. 'No, still got a big house and a new car' I replied.

    Original Poster

    what's a beggear?

    We call our grandad "Spiderman".

    He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

    Original Poster

    knock knock knock knock
    knock knock knock knock

    Syzable;6877085

    We call our grandad "Spiderman".He hasn't got any super powers - he just … We call our grandad "Spiderman".He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.



    :giggle:

    Syzable;6876881

    Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy … Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him,ask him!"The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?"Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"The Pope replies,"Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?"To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?"The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colours, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey shagged a penguin, Dopey shagged a penguin!"



    :lol:

    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room.

    She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.

    Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.

    "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."


    and

    Question:
    Why cant a blonde dial 911?

    Answer:
    She can't find the eleven!

    Starr;6877256

    A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found … A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."



    :lol: :lol:

    hassony;6876662

    A Barbie-Que



    This was on the adam and joe show in the made-up jokes section about 2 weeks ago.

    Original Poster

    the dandy p;6877393

    This was on the adam and joe show in the made-up jokes section about 2 … This was on the adam and joe show in the made-up jokes section about 2 weeks ago.



    [SIZE="5"]Stephen![/SIZE]

    Banned

    Why did the girl fall off the swing ?

    Because she had no arms and legs :-D

    Original Poster

    What does the orphanage organise on the first of April?

    A parents evening

    hassony;6878077

    What does the orphanage organise on the first of April?A parents evening

    Tight!
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