Found 26th Jul 2008
I was waiting for my Papa who was trying on a Panama hat in Harvey Nicks for his cruise when a guy who was trying on a pair of Speedo's asked my advice (being the fit looking bird that I am). I said judging by his tackle, I suggest sticking to O'Neill baggies. The manager heard and gave me a lifetime ban.

Do you think I should complain and get £1billion vouchers???

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:w00t:

:lol:

:giggle:

I think you should, and spend them on a huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Plasma TV

Are you serial?

lol you should of said, stuff a bit of toilet paper down there

Sorry but I can't resist, poor guy but...

Did you not recognise it was black gerbil then?

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pghstochaj;2611302

Sorry but I can't resist, poor guy but...Did you not recognise it was … Sorry but I can't resist, poor guy but...Did you not recognise it was black gerbil then?



Who????:whistling:

Thanks, that reminds me i need to go out in the garden to get a couple of radishes and a spring onion to go with my salad......

harlzter;2611417

Thanks, that reminds me i need to go out in the garden to get a couple of … Thanks, that reminds me i need to go out in the garden to get a couple of radishes and a spring onion to go with my salad......



:whistling:

jellybaby22;2611364

(this thread....it all seems so....familiar....:giggle:)



:whistling: :thumbsup:

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harlzter;2611417

Thanks, that reminds me i need to go out in the garden to get a couple of … Thanks, that reminds me i need to go out in the garden to get a couple of radishes and a spring onion to go with my salad......



You must be an expert in nutrition:thumbsup:

Prissymiss;2611453

You must be an expert in nutrition:thumbsup:



How many glasses are there in one portion of 'fruit'??!

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CHARLIETHIRTYTWO;2611486

How many glasses are there in one portion of 'fruit'??!



Don't ask me, I'm not the expert:thumbsup:

Prissymiss;2611494

Don't ask me, I'm not the expert:thumbsup:



But you're prettier than Harley (no offence lad).......

& I figured you'd probably know ya lush!!?!

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CHARLIETHIRTYTWO;2611515

But you're prettier than Harley (no offence lad).......& I figured you'd … But you're prettier than Harley (no offence lad).......& I figured you'd probably know ya lush!!?!



:oops:Luv ya xxx Night Smiler xxx

Did you say it was Harvie316 Nicks Prissy???? That would explain it. He's the owner;-)

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Lmfao, i have just chocked on my chuffin roll

sassie;2611695

Lmfao, i have just chocked on my chuffin roll



Hey stranger where you been hiding?

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harlzter;2611725

Hey stranger where you been hiding?



hey you, nowhere hun, been about, but dont post much - lol

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dean3988;2611295

Are you serial?



Is she a serial what????

Killer? Adultress? Jammy Dodger eater?

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Syzable;2611826

Is she a serial what????Killer? Adultress? Jammy Dodger eater?


ah there you are http://smiliesftw.com/x/undefinedmindedAR15.gif

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dog_cop;2611842

ah there you are



I just rang 999 and asked if you were at work tonight........they told me to F off........have a word. :w00t:

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Syzable;2611863

I just rang 999 and asked if you were at work tonight........they told me … I just rang 999 and asked if you were at work tonight........they told me to F off........have a word. :w00t:


ooh errr mother ... I would have told you to pop round and have a peep at me taser:whistling:

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dog_cop;2611898

ooh errr mother ... I would have told you to pop round and have a peep at … ooh errr mother ... I would have told you to pop round and have a peep at me taser:whistling:



And your Pistol. :? :-D

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Syzable;2611905

And your Pistol. :? :-D


nope you dont get to see that unless your really naughty http://smiliesftw.com/x/bigeek.gif
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