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    Original Poster

    1. The art of polite disagreement
    While the inane spats of YouTube commenters may not be representative, the internet has certainly sharpened the tone of debate. The most raucous sections of the blogworld seem incapable of accepting sincerely held differences of opinion; all opponents must have "agendas".

    2. Fear that you are the only person unmoved by a celebrity's death
    Twitter has become a clearing-house for jokes about dead famous people. Tasteless, but an antidote to the "fans in mourning" mawkishness that otherwise predominates.

    3. Listening to an album all the way through
    The single is one of the unlikely beneficiaries of the internet – a development which can be looked at in two ways. There's no longer any need to endure eight tracks of filler for a couple of decent tunes, but will "album albums" like Radiohead's Amnesiac get the widespread hearing they deserve?

    4. Sarah Palin
    Her train wreck interviews with NBC's Katie Couric were watched and re-watched millions of times on the internet, cementing the Republican vice-presidential candidate's reputation as a politician out of her depth. Palin's uncomfortable relationship with the web continues; she has threatened to sue bloggers who republish rumours about the state of her marriage.

    5. Punctuality
    Before mobile phones, people actually had to keep their appointments and turn up to the pub on time. Texting friends to warn them of your tardiness five minutes before you are due to meet has become one of throwaway rudenesses of the connected age.

    6. Ceefax/Teletext
    All sports fans of a certain age can tell you their favourite Ceefax pages (p341 for Test match scores, p312 for football transfer gossip), but the service's clunking graphics and four-paragraph articles have dated badly. ITV announced earlier this year that it was planning to pull Teletext, its version.

    7. Adolescent nerves at first porn purchase
    The ubiquity of free, hard-core pornography on the web has put an end to one of the most dreaded rights of passage for teenage boys – buying dirty magazines. Why tremble in the WHSmiths queue when you can download mountains of filth for free in your bedroom? The trend also threatens the future of "porn in the woods" – the grotty pages of Razzle and Penthouse that scatter the fringes of provincial towns and villages.

    8. Telephone directories
    You can find Fly Fishing by J R Hartley on Amazon.

    9. The myth of cat intelligence
    The proudest household pets are now the illiterate butts of caption-based jokes.

    10. Watches
    Scrabbling around in your pocket to dig out a mobile phone may not be as elegant as glancing at a watch, but it saves splashing out on two gadgets.

    11. Music stores
    In a world where people don't want to pay anything for music, charging them £16.99 for 12 songs in a flimsy plastic case is no business model.

    12. Letter writing/pen pals
    Email is quicker, cheaper and more convenient; receiving a handwritten letter from a friend has become a rare, even nostalgic, pleasure. As a result, formal valedictions like "Yours faithfully" are being replaced by "Best" and "Thanks".

    13. Memory
    When almost any fact, no matter how obscure, can be dug up within seconds through Google and Wikipedia, there is less value attached to the "mere" storage and retrieval of knowledge. What becomes important is how you use it – the internet age rewards creativity.

    14. Dead time
    When was the last time you spent an hour mulling the world out a window, or rereading a favourite book? The internet's draw on our attention is relentless and increasingly difficult to resist.

    15. Photo albums and slide shows
    Facebook, Flickr and printing sites like Snapfish are how we share our photos. Earlier this year Kodak announced that it was discontinuing its Kodachrome slide film because of lack of demand.

    16. Hoaxes and conspiracy theories
    The internet is often dismissed as awash with cranks, but it has proved far more potent at debunking conspiracy theories than perpetuating them. The excellent Snopes.com continues to deliver the final, sober, word on urban legends.

    17. Watching television together
    On-demand television, from the iPlayer in Britain to Hulu in the US, allows relatives and colleagues to watch the same programmes at different times, undermining what had been one of the medium's most attractive cultural appeals – the shared experience. Appointment-to-view television, if it exists at all, seems confined to sport and live reality shows.

    18. Authoritative reference works
    We still crave reliable information, but generally aren't willing to pay for it.

    19. The Innovations catalogue
    Preposterous as its household gadgets may have been, the Innovations catalogue was always a diverting read. The magazine ceased printing in 2003, and its web presence is depressingly bland.

    20. Order forms in the back pages of books
    Amazon's "Customers who bought this item also bought..." service seems the closest web equivalent.

    21. Delayed knowledge of sporting results
    When was the last time you bought a newspaper to find out who won the match, rather than for comment and analysis? There's no need to fall silent for James Alexander Gordon on the way home from the game when everyone in the car has an iPhone.

    22. Enforceable copyright
    The record companies, film studios and news agencies are fighting back, but can the floodgates ever be closed?

    23. Reading telegrams at weddings
    Quoting from a wad of email printouts doesn't have the same magic.

    24. Dogging
    Websites may have helped spread the word about dogging, but the internet offers a myriad of more convenient ways to organise no-strings sex with strangers. None of these involve spending the evening in lay-by near Aylesbury.

    25. Aren't they dead? Aren't they gay?
    Wikipedia allows us to confirm or disprove almost any celebrity rumour instantly. Only at festivals with no Wi-Fi signals can the gullible be tricked into believing that David Hasslehoff has passed away.

    Original Poster

    26. Holiday news ignorance
    Glancing at the front pages after landing back at Heathrow used to be a thrilling experience – had anyone died? Was the government still standing? Now it takes a stern soul to resist the temptation to check the headlines at least once while you're away.

    27. Knowing telephone numbers off by heart
    After typing the digits into your contacts book, you need never look at them again.

    28. Respect for doctors and other professionals
    The proliferation of health websites has undermined the status of GPs, whose diagnoses are now challenged by patients armed with printouts.

    29. The mystery of foreign languages
    Sites like Babelfish offer instant, good-enough translations of dozens of languages – but kill their beauty and rhythm.

    30. Geographical knowledge
    With GPS systems spreading from cars to smartphones, knowing the way from A to B is a less prized skill. Just ask the London taxi drivers who spent years learning The Knowledge but are now undercut by minicabs.

    31. Privacy
    We may attack governments for the spread of surveillance culture, but users of social media websites make more information about themselves available than Big Brother could ever hoped to obtain by covert means.

    32. Chuck Norris's reputation
    The absurdly heroic boasts on Chuck Norris Facts may be affectionate, but will anyone take him seriously again?

    33. Pencil cricket
    An old-fashioned schoolboy diversion swept away by the Stick Cricket behemoth

    34. Mainstream media
    The Seattle Post-Intelligencer and Rocky Mountain News in the US have already folded, and the UK's Observer may follow. Free news and the migration of advertising to the web threaten the basic business models of almost all media organisations.

    35. Concentration
    What with tabbing between Gmail, Twitter, Facebook and Google News, it's a wonder anyone gets their work done. A disturbing trend captured by the wonderful XKCD webcomic.

    36. Mr Alifi's dignity
    Twenty years ago, if you were a Sudanese man who was forced to marry a goat after having sex with it, you'd take solace that news of your shame would be unlikely to spread beyond the neighbouring villages. Unfortunately for Mr Alifi, his indiscretion came in the digital age – and became one of the first viral news stories.

    37. Personal reinvention
    How can you forge a new identity at university when your Facebook is plastered with photos of the "old" you?

    38. Viktor Yanukovych
    The Orange Revolution in Ukraine was organised by a cabal of students and young activists who exploited the power of the web to mobilise resistance against the old regime, and sweep Viktor Yushchenko to power.

    39. The insurance ring-round
    Their adverts may grate, but insurance comparison websites have killed one of the most tedious annual chores

    40. Undiscovered artists
    Posting paintings to deviantART and Flickr – or poems to writebuzz – could not be easier. So now the garret-dwellers have no excuses.

    41. The usefulness of reference pages at the front of diaries
    If anyone still digs out their diaries to check what time zone Lisbon is in, or how many litres there are to a gallon, we don't know them.

    42. The nervous thrill of the reunion
    You've spent the past five years tracking their weight-gain on Facebook, so meeting up with your first love doesn't pack the emotional punch it once did.

    43. Solitaire
    The original computer timewaster has been superseded by the more alluring temptations of the web. Ditto Minesweeper.

    44. Trust in Nigerian businessmen and princes
    Some gift horses should have their mouths very closely inspected.

    45. Prostitute calling cards/ kerb crawling
    Sex can be marketed more cheaply, safely and efficiently on the web than the street corner.

    46. Staggered product/film releases
    Companies are becoming increasingly draconian in their anti-piracy measure, but are finally beginning to appreciate that forcing British consumers to wait six months to hand over their money is not a smart business plan.

    47. Footnotes
    Made superfluous by the link, although Wikipedia is fighting a brave rearguard action.

    48. Grand National trips to the bookmaker
    Having a little flutter is much more fun when you don't have to wade though a shop of drunks and ne'er-do-wells

    49. Fanzines
    Blogs and fansites offer greater freedom and community interaction than paper fanzines, and can be read by many more people.

    50. Your lunchbreak
    Did you leave your desk today? Or snaffle a sandwich while sending a few personal emails and checking the price of a week in Istanbul?

    1-50 all should of been about porn.

    So to summarise, it allows us to buy, sell, read, view and write crap a lot quicker. :-D

    black gerbil1;6411393

    1-50 all should of been about porn.


    You have to be 18 to buy porn.

    I guess you come under the pre-adolescent puberty one? Number 7?

    t0mm;6411436

    You have to be 18 to buy porn.I guess you come under the pre-adolescent … You have to be 18 to buy porn.I guess you come under the pre-adolescent puberty one? Number 7?



    Hi Tom xxxx

    t0mm;6411436

    You have to be 18 to buy porn.I guess you come under the pre-adolescent … You have to be 18 to buy porn.I guess you come under the pre-adolescent puberty one? Number 7?



    ur 17

    its also the cause of a lot of shops to go under

    ClarityofMind;6411442

    Hi Tom xxxx


    HiCOM, how are you?:)
    black gerbil1;6411451

    ur 17


    I was actually 18 in June and a few people on here will happily verify this kiddo.

    wickedteen;6411469

    its also the cause of a lot of shops to go under



    A lot of shops that were charging consumers extortionate prices. Not a bad thing to have happened to those shops and an expensive lesson learned for ripping off consumers. The internet has done wonders for the consumer. Same/similar items more widely available at more competitive prices. Its a win-win situation for the consumer, and companies need to adapt to that if they are to survive the marketplace.

    Original Poster

    t0mm;6411436

    You have to be 18 to buy porn.



    You can record yourself having sex at 16, but not allowed to watch it back till 18

    wickedteen

    its also the cause of a lot of shops to go under



    What major retailers have gone under though? Most to survive had to expand online, and keep their prices compatible, HMV for example, are based in Jersey, so are fairly competitive online, whilst still keeping shops open.

    The only shop that springs to mind is Jessops.

    Banned

    apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health - what has the internet ever done for us?

    t0mm;6411484

    HiCOM, how are you?:)I was actually 18 in June and a few people on here … HiCOM, how are you?:)I was actually 18 in June and a few people on here will happily verify this kiddo.



    I'm great thanks babe, and you? xx

    Yep he's 18 peeps

    ClarityofMind;6411516

    I'm great thanks babe, and you? xxYep he's 18 peeps


    I'm good thank you!

    Still fighting this bloody cold/man flu/swine flu - you get the jist :p.

    Banned

    p101chap;6411505

    apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, public order, irrigation, … apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health - what has the internet ever done for us?



    Given pre-pubescent kids a new purpose to their dull lives by creating "trolls".

    Hi Harvie! :roll:

    Banned

    Harvie? Oh right erm, uhhh, Hi ermmm, Angelos!? Yeah, Angelos.

    porn unfortunately

    Banned

    p101chap;6411692

    Harvie? Oh right erm, uhhh, Hi ermmm, Angelos!? Yeah, Angelos.



    LOL....... I was answering your question "what has the internet ever done for us? "

    You're not Harvie........ don't panic!

    It's given us pirated Sky.

    abomination;6411913

    It's given us pirated Sky.


    Yet you don't use it...

    Shut it cable boy. (pirated at that)

    abomination;6411926

    Shut it cable boy. (pirated at that)


    Come back when you can get cable :lol:

    Harsh. :-(

    guv;6411538

    Given pre-pubescent kids a new purpose to their dull lives by creating … Given pre-pubescent kids a new purpose to their dull lives by creating "trolls".Hi Harvie! :roll:



    and unfortunatly given middle aged men a further outlet to follow these pre-pubescent kids around;-)

    Banned

    ants97;6411936

    and unfortunatly given middle aged men a further outlet to follow these … and unfortunatly given middle aged men a further outlet to follow these pre-pubescent kids around;-)



    And without the aid of my Crystal Ball, my prediction came true...............I claim my prize...........

    Ironic, huh.:p

    Banned

    guv;6411538

    Given pre-pubescent kids a new purpose to their dull lives by creating … Given pre-pubescent kids a new purpose to their dull lives by creating "trolls".Hi Harvie! :roll:



    Something rather worrying about this post.:o

    FilthAndFurry;6412129

    Something rather worrying about this post.:o


    I don't see anything wrong with your post?

    It's given us keyboard warriors.

    Banned

    t0mm;6412140

    I don't see anything wrong with your post?



    i LOL'd

    bellabonkers;6412218

    It's given us keyboard warriors.



    I LOL'd again!:w00t:
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