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    What have people got against funny news stories?

    So far two threads about the Dutch Truck Driver crashes while masturbating and carrying on after crashing, and both deleted in under a minute
    Is there a lot of Dutch people on the site or something?

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    It's a family forum here. Best to post those posts on a specialist site :whistling:

    You must have a strange sense of humour if you find that funny how old are you 12

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    kyalion;6402358

    It's a family forum here. Best to post those posts on a specialist site … It's a family forum here. Best to post those posts on a specialist site :whistling:



    About 6 months ago I posted a news story of a teenager drawing a 60 foot willy on the roof of his family's mansion, and that didn't get deleted
    Seriously, some people are so up tight, and have no sense of humour

    "Ohhh it's a family forum, we can only talk about flowers and nice happy things, la dee daa"

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    jeany123;6402365

    You must have a strange sense of humour if you find that funny how old … You must have a strange sense of humour if you find that funny how old are you 12



    Wow, your avatar actually confirms my previous post

    Banned

    honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other more appropriate forums, or was there anotherpart of the story you wanted to discuss

    DarkKnight;6402382

    Wow, your avatar actually confirms my previous post



    sad

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    sassie;6402396

    honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other … honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other more appropriate forums, or was there anotherpart of the story you wanted to discuss



    It's not a thread solely about masturbation, it's a thread about a funny news story where some guy blocked up an entire highway due to masturbation

    DarkKnight;6402370

    About 6 months ago I posted a news story of a teenager drawing a 60 foot … About 6 months ago I posted a news story of a teenager drawing a 60 foot willy on the roof of his family's mansion, and that didn't get deletedSeriously, some people are so up tight, and have no sense of humour"Ohhh it's a family forum, we can only talk about flowers and nice happy things, la dee daa"



    yeah i remember that story about the huge willy, that was so funny :lol: have some rep:thumbsup:

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    DarkKnight;6402407

    It's not a thread solely about masturbation, it's a thread about a funny … It's not a thread solely about masturbation, it's a thread about a funny news story where some guy blocked up an entire highway due to masturbation



    had he killed someone would it have been funny, i find it quite strange that anyone would find it funny, so drink driving is funny as long as no one is killed, as is wreckless driving as long as no one is killed etc,etc

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    TomWilkoLFC;6402415

    yeah i remember that story about the huge willy, that was so funny :lol: … yeah i remember that story about the huge willy, that was so funny :lol: have some rep:thumbsup:



    Yay someone who agrees with me and has a sense of humour, have some rep back :thumbsup:

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    tinkerbell28;6402433

    Honestly I think it's not really the place BUT I see a point in that if … Honestly I think it's not really the place BUT I see a point in that if it was pulled because of the masturbation view point, then all sex toys should be pulled too as they are aids for said subject. It is inconsistent.



    Exactly, we have had Deals of the Day's being "meals on naked women", Sex Toys, Fleshlights, Condoms etc
    That's ok?

    Its gone

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    sassie;6402396

    honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other … honestly if you feel the need to discuss masturbation there must be other more appropriate forums, or was there anotherpart of the story you wanted to discuss



    do you read threads in misc usually?
    there are much worse ones than whats being spoke about here!

    lol @ the usual morons trying to shelter from real life, its a NEWS STORY, pretty much all the news is awful and distasteful so what! Its what's going on in the world. Actually the story was not about masturbation its about lorry drivers not paying attention to driving and crashing, the FACT remains that he crashed a lorry not paying attention to the road regardless, it was not DRIVING WITH DUE CARE.

    hey this isn't about masturbation but it doesn't make less disturbing news

    news.bbc.co.uk/1/h…stm

    DOES IT???

    In a bid to contradict all of the flower power and care bear attacks I also have a sense of humour and would not have been offended by the post.

    Isn't it so easy, if you are one of the 'career offended' to find someting shocking in every subject. As suggested, I take it in my stride when I see posts about condoms, sexual aids, crutchless knickers etc on this site.

    No doubt the 'care bears' will be voting all our posts cold as a protest.

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    tinkerbell28;6402837

    I agree, nothing really offends me :lol: it's so inconsistent on here … I agree, nothing really offends me :lol: it's so inconsistent on here tho, people are offended by a news story but not by fleshlight deals, and I want a bloke threads, which are much of the same odd is misc :lol:



    nikkib123;6402843

    EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!



    Exactly +2

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    sassie;6402416

    had he killed someone would it have been funny, i find it quite strange … had he killed someone would it have been funny, i find it quite strange that anyone would find it funny, so drink driving is funny as long as no one is killed, as is wreckless driving as long as no one is killed etc,etc



    It's only funny if you have a sense of perspective.

    One suspects you might be inclined to wearing a black armband most days though - chill out:thumbsup:

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    tinkerbell28;6402837

    I agree, nothing really offends me :lol: it's so inconsistent on here … I agree, nothing really offends me :lol: it's so inconsistent on here tho, people are offended by a news story but not by fleshlight deals, and I want a bloke threads, which are much of the same odd is misc :lol:



    Who was offended by a fleshlight deal?

    Could they also be offended by deals for tissues? What about socks, or butter, or the new Hanna Montana dvd/?

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    FilthAndFurry;6402859

    It's only funny if you have a sense of perspective.One suspects you might … It's only funny if you have a sense of perspective.One suspects you might be inclined to wearing a black armband most days though - chill out:thumbsup:



    best you can do, your slacking :roll:

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    sassie;6402908

    best you can do, your slacking :roll:



    My slacking what?:?

    Carley;6403103

    a family forum which has direct links to bitterwallet!oh the irony.



    This whole thread is irony :roll:

    Hang on. You're trying to say that a story about masturbation was pulled off this forum?

    Evil_monkey;6403145

    Hang on. You're trying to say that a story about masturbation was pulled … Hang on. You're trying to say that a story about masturbation was pulled off this forum?



    lol:roll:

    heyDK i was replying to that and it was pulled. i think thats really bizzare..i was saying last weekend that there are too many crude posts on misc during the day...but pplz was saying well at end of day its up to parents to monitor what their kids view etc..so i thought fair play.....and ur story really isnt as bad as some of the stuff thats on here!

    was a funny story.... i just dunno how that guy managed to keep pleasuring umself from time of crash till police came...is it a long job??!
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