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    What have you ironed recently

    I just ironed my thumb :oops: :-(

    It hurts quite a bit! Was watching Little Britain while trying to iron my work shirt with my new iron (it's a beast I tell yer compared to my Tesco Vlue Iron!) and ptu the iron straight down on my thumb and started ironing!

    Thing is though, felt cold until I figured out what it was.

    Now I have a couple of nice blisters on my thumb, excellent, and I think I may have broke my new iron as it ended up on the floor.

    So what bodily parts have you ironed

    Let's not move into hoover terriotory here, I will post my hoover accident another time :-D

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    I haven't ironed anything since...oooOooo... 1999 perhaps ? ! ? :-D

    Original Poster

    [SIZE=2]And what you iron in 1999!?[/SIZE]

    i dont iron anything! lol tumble does it for me!

    I don't iron either.

    I'm sure that hoover thing wasn't an accident grdesign. Was it Scary Movie 3 style?

    grdesign

    [SIZE=2]And what you iron in 1999!?[/SIZE]



    I don't remember... maybe my thumb!?

    Original Poster

    loupomm

    i dont iron anything! lol tumble does it for me!



    Tell me more!

    The hoover accident....well, was quite nice actually! :thumbsup:

    Those dysons, I dunno!

    Duckmagics shirt for work....

    :w00t:
    grdesign

    Tell me more!The hoover accident....well, was quite nice actually! … Tell me more!The hoover accident....well, was quite nice actually! :thumbsup: Those dysons, I dunno!



    i meant the tumble gets rid of creases....

    Banned

    Was it a dyson upright without the pipe?

    JDeal

    Was it a dyson upright without the pipe?



    haha. Great stuff. :-D

    Henry does a good job!!

    ...and going back on topic...no, i haven't ironed myself....thats what anti-ageing cream is for isn't it?? :? :thinking:

    birdyboyuk

    Henry does a good job!!



    Get your bum in the chat!

    birdyboyuk

    Henry does a good job!!



    Do you have his phone number?

    emmajk42

    Do you have his phone number?


    No...can't find it...:thinking: ...will a serial number do? :lol:

    Now I can't remember if i was told this or if I read this, but its a hoover related incident, where the unfortunate soul was feeling a bit frisky, nobody was around, and he thought he'd try something new, this is where the hoover comes in to the story.

    Feeling Frisky, hoover in one hand and pants done, the unfortunate soul decided to give it ago, (unfortunate you ask) no he didn't get "stuck in" rather the make of hover he was taking for a spin, had internal blades inside the nosel part.

    unsure on how the story ends (except rather bloody).

    sorry just thought i'd share

    I think that's one of those urban myths :-D

    birdyboyuk

    No...can't find it...:thinking: ...will a serial number do? :lol:



    i had basil...henrys cousin

    did any1 watch a program once called 101 sex related accidents? my god was it funny! lol

    loupomm

    i had basil...henrys cousin


    Keep it in the family eh Henry! :lol:

    birdyboyuk

    Keep it in the family eh Henry! :lol:




    ive upgraded now...to a bagless

    Mines has cyclone power! ;-)

    birdyboyuk

    Mines has cyclone power! ;-)




    ooohhhhhh........:whistling: :giggle: :w00t:

    grdesign

    I just ironed my thumb :oops: :-( It hurts quite a bit! Was watching … I just ironed my thumb :oops: :-( It hurts quite a bit! Was watching Little Britain while trying to iron my work shirt with my new iron (it's a beast I tell yer compared to my Tesco Vlue Iron!) and ptu the iron straight down on my thumb and started ironing!



    Sound like you wasn't concentrating, good job the phone didn't ring, could have had a blistered ear! :-D

    grdesign

    and I think I may have broke my new iron as it ended up on the floor.



    I hope the Irons ok ?????? hehe :whistling: :giggle:

    The other half said she'd do my ironing as long as I was wearing the clothes at the same time.
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