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    What is a surefire way of getting your man into bed????

    Suggestions from men AND women welcome!

    38 Comments

    suspenders and high heels no doubt!

    Get drunk, start a thread on HUKD, ask the question, do the PM, wait for the knock at the door.
    Get the STD tests.

    wulshaz;5781123

    suspenders and high heels no doubt!




    works for me every single time :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    chesso;5781126

    Get drunk, start a thread on HUKD, ask the question, do the PM, wait for … Get drunk, start a thread on HUKD, ask the question, do the PM, wait for the knock at the door. Get the STD tests.





    That sounds good.I think I'll try that...

    Ann Summers has a great sale at the moment :-D

    LoozR;5781135

    That sounds good.I think I'll try that...


    Nothing ventured ....;-)

    thegazman;5781131

    works for me every single time :thumbsup:


    maybe we should meet up! :-D:w00t:

    Banned

    What real man would refuse a bit of action?

    just tell him you want him in your bed :?

    none :thumbsup:

    wulshaz;5781148

    maybe we should meet up! :-D:w00t:



    well i'll be up for the next hour, so get yersel round here in yer getup

    so where are you then? i,m ready?

    Banned

    immaturity at it's highest level

    wulshaz;5781182

    so where are you then? i,m ready?



    south side...and i'm always ready ;-)

    Oh, just thought - scrub my previous post and get married!!

    Banned

    ciallis

    casparwhite;5781196

    ciallis


    What??

    Just had another thought - have a bath??

    cook dinner in bed

    I wasn't really 'his' man, more just an innocent passer-by, but I once had a man try to get me into bed by inviting me to his house whilst stroking his *****. He was a tall Nigerian fellow, and he was hung like a horse. Anyway, we spoke for a bit, but I declined, so I guess that's a method that can be ruled out.

    bring along your sister or bestfriend:thumbsup:

    dxx;5781235

    I wasn't really 'his' man, more just an innocent passer-by, but I once … I wasn't really 'his' man, more just an innocent passer-by, but I once had a man try to get me into bed by inviting me to his house whilst stroking his *****. He was a tall Nigerian fellow, and he was hung like a horse. Anyway, we spoke for a bit, but I declined, so I guess that's a method that can be ruled out.



    :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    I just seem to go out, then when I come home theres a man in my bed........ missus is a hoe!

    Banned

    Just give him 'the look' :lol: xx

    Banned

    tell him there is a knock at the back door

    student_mummy;5782145

    Just give him 'the look' :lol: xx



    + 1:thumbsup:

    bitseylango;5782159

    + 1:thumbsup:



    is this before or after you tell them you just threw up in your own mouth via facebook? classy

    MinstrelMan;5782167

    is this before or after you tell them you just threw up in your own mouth … is this before or after you tell them you just threw up in your own mouth via facebook? classy



    after :-D

    Banned

    drop a weight class?

    Banned

    bitseylango;5782159

    + 1:thumbsup:



    lol, works every time
    Mind you, he has an overactive imagination and thinks im giving him the signs constantly :roll:

    student_mummy;5782192

    lol, works every time :pMind you, he has an overactive imagination and … lol, works every time :pMind you, he has an overactive imagination and thinks im giving him the signs constantly :roll:



    either that or you just look like a hooker 24/7 :w00t:

    a long passionate kiss and a cheeky smile, always works for me:-D


    failing that heels, suspenders and maids outfit never lets me down!!!

    Banned

    blonde.kezza;5782210

    a long passionate kiss and a cheeky smile, always works for me:-Dfailing … a long passionate kiss and a cheeky smile, always works for me:-Dfailing that heels, suspenders and maids outfit never lets me down!!!



    pictures :whistling:

    Banned

    MinstrelMan;5782196

    either that or you just look like a hooker 24/7 :w00t:



    :w00t:

    Im a respectable mother of 2 thanks, why would i look like a hooker?

    Banned

    Swine flu.

    Banned

    [QUOTE=blonde.kezza;5782210]a long passionate kiss and a cheeky smile, always works for me:-D


    failing that heels, suspenders and maids outfit never lets me down!!![/QUOTE]

    totally agree hun

    student_mummy;5782312

    [QUOTE=blonde.kezza;5782210]a long passionate kiss and a cheeky smile, … [QUOTE=blonde.kezza;5782210]a long passionate kiss and a cheeky smile, always works for me:-Dfailing that heels, suspenders and maids outfit never lets me down!!![/QUOTE]totally agree hun



    what man could resist that, :w00t:

    dog_cop;5782294

    pictures :whistling:



    :w00t:

    My ex all I'd have to do is chuck a condom in his lap and told him to get ready :-D lol
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