What is your favourite frozen vegetable?

Found 11th Oct 2016
I have just opened a sealed envelope from DarkEnergy2012 that he sent to me when he became concerned for his own safety. It was delivered by courier a few months ago with strict instructions. He stated that if he failed to post one of his thought-provoking threads within a 24 hour period, I was to open the envelope and act on the information it contained. He is fairly sure that he has been kidnapped by Misc elders for posting facile, though groundbreaking, threads. I am currently working through the CCTV in his unit with the warden, and early indications show that he may have been right.

He is / was a great forward planner, and the envelope also contained a list of the next 50 threads that he had in the pipeline. I will carry on Darkie's important work until such time as he is returned safely to his unit.

He has also identified the members that he believes are behind his abduction. I will not disclose this information if he is released safe and sound, but I will inform the Moderation team at midnight if not.

Tell us about those frozen vegetables and pray for Darkie at the same time.

#darkie'slifematters

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I return and they mysteriously disappear (_;)

Right. *cracks knuckles*

Who's playing Colonel Mustard ?

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DestinyCalls815

I return and they mysteriously disappear (_;)Right. *cracks … I return and they mysteriously disappear (_;)Right. *cracks knuckles*Who's playing Colonel Mustard ?




Thank you for your support, Destiny.

I meant to say, only the classic Petit Pois and Supersweet Sweetcorn for me. Everything else has to be fresh.

Sweetcorn for sure. Barely boiled, it's so sweet and nice then.

Ignoring all the MISC BS a lot of tech goes into getting frozen peas to be what they are
failing that dwarf beans from my garden

moneysavingkitten

Sweetcorn for sure. Barely boiled, it's so sweet and nice then.


better fresh from the field

Peas.

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moneysavingkitten

Sweetcorn for sure. Barely boiled, it's so sweet and nice then.




Boil - Drain - Add a glug of cream and plenty of ground black pepper, celery salt (and a little nutmeg if trying to impress guests) - Lightly whizz with Braun blender.

I try to avoid frozen veg as much as possible - no favourite as a result.

thewongwing101

Ignoring all the MISC BS a lot of tech goes into getting frozen peas to … Ignoring all the MISC BS a lot of tech goes into getting frozen peas to be what they arefailing that dwarf beans from my garden



miikeyblue

Peas.


More peas Norma?

Potatoes. As in chips.

Banned

miikeyblue

Peas.



I'm a bit more upmarket than you.:)

Petit pois

Honey glazed parsnips for me.

The ones that taste OK or can be submerged in thick gravy and sauce

cchopps

I'm a bit more upmarket than you.:)Petit pois



Still just peas though

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I am sure that Darkie will be touched by the show of support when he returns. The concern for his welfare is palpable. X)

Banned

miikeyblue

Still just peas though



Yeah of course they are. It's just the only ones I can get with that ziplock seal on them in a small packet.

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I take it the guy on the extreme left is their next customer - or has just defrosted?

cchopps

I'm a bit more upmarket than you.:)Petit pois


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Cos frozen they are #'#'*' / ?

thewongwing101

Cos frozen they are #'#'*' / ?



Freezing lettuce just turns it to mush.

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Freezing lettuce just turns it to mush.


It does indeed
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Freezing lettuce just turns it to mush.



Well that isn't rocket science, is it?

if you want your friend back the ransom is one million frozen broccoli florets.
no funny business or police, you have 24 hours to pay up

Mr K Iddnapper

Chips

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DarkEnergy2012

if you want your friend back the ransom is one million frozen broccoli … if you want your friend back the ransom is one million frozen broccoli florets.no funny business or police, you have 24 hours to pay upMr K Iddnapper





Praise the Lord!! I would recognise that unmistakable prose anywhere. Thank goodness you are OK - they say that the first hour is the most important.


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If this is you D.E, what do you want me to do with the rest of the thread list? Shall I leave it to you tomorrow to post 'Venetian Blinds can be fiddly, can't they?'


P.S. By the way, I think people have been focusing on Frozen Vegetables as a coping mechanism.

Saturn

P.S. By the way, I think people have been focusing on Frozen Vegetables … P.S. By the way, I think people have been focusing on Frozen Vegetables as a coping mechanism.



Thaw what you did there.

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crack on with the list as you see fit & hopefully we can...Make Misc Great Again

Saturn

If this is you D.E, what do you want me to do with the rest of the thread … If this is you D.E, what do you want me to do with the rest of the thread list? Shall I leave it to you tomorrow to post 'Venetian Blinds can be fiddly, can't they?'P.S. By the way, I think people have been focusing on Frozen Vegetables as a coping mechanism.


DarkEnergy2012

crack on with the list as you see fit & hopefully we can...Make Misc … crack on with the list as you see fit & hopefully we can...Make Misc Great Again



"What is your favourite crack?"

I could be up for that.

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DarkEnergy2012

crack on with the list as you see fit & hopefully we can...Make Misc … crack on with the list as you see fit & hopefully we can...Make Misc Great Again





I hear ya' buddy.




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peas only and have to be birdseye

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"What is your favourite crack?"I could be up for that.



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You really disgust me sometimes fp


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