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    What little white lies do you tell your kids?

    SuperEd
    Just wondering what ,if any, little white lies you tell your children just from keeping you going insane or even what did your parents tell you?

    Like if you don't behave Father Christmas won't bring presents or sorry when the ice cream man plays music it means he has run out.

    Or even when they throw a strop and you say you're leaving without them, which in reality never happens and seems to work most of the time.

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    That chime heard when the ice cream van is near means they have run out of ice cream & are rushing back to get some more.

    fanpages

    That chime heard when the ice cream van is near means they have run out … That chime heard when the ice cream van is near means they have run out of ice cream & are rushing back to get some more.


    That's nean

    Asam47

    That's nean


    mean

    That they are not adopted.

    OK; a list to get the obvious out of the way...

    All of the below do exist:

    The Tooth Fairy
    The Easter Bunny
    Santa Claus
    Mr Nobody
    The Loch Ness Monster
    Cottingley Fairies
    Baby Pigeons
    Heaven
    Hell
    True Love
    The Happy Ever After

    If they don't behave they can't go to nursery school.

    That the fire alarms in our house are actually behaviour monitors used by Father Christmas, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Its hilarious when we pretend to talk into them and the kids come and follow suit.

    When my 5 year old is lying I ask to see her tongue and tell her I know she's lying cause it's turned black.

    The dinner monster,no messing about with fairytales in my house......dinner monster was gonna eat them if they didn,t eat their dinner!

    Banned

    the red light flashing on the CCTV camera is Father Christmas checking to see if you are being naughty.

    see her on cbeebies that's what happens to you arm if you continue picking your nose

    My mum use to say to us to eat tomatoes as it will give us more blood.
    She said if you eat the seeds from a watermelon it will start growing inside us.
    She told us not to stomp on the floor when we were angry as there are snakes under the floor boards and they'll wake up and get angry.

    That's what I can remember on the top of my head

    Stupidly enough, me and my siblings believed her lol
    Edited by: "just1990" 27th Dec 2014

    toshapetriji

    the red light flashing on the CCTV camera is Father Christmas checking to … the red light flashing on the CCTV camera is Father Christmas checking to see if you are being naughty.



    We used to say it was the led on the alarm PIR's. When that flicked on he was watching them

    Banned

    Your mum fell down the stairs.

    Banned

    Little Max went to live on a Doggy Farm

    My 4 yo has been saying thanks to the alarm p.i.r's.

    I've told my kids that there must be a 'skid fairy', as none of them will own up to who's responsible for the state of the loos in our house.
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