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    What sort of things do you keep in your car?

    Im a fairly new-ish driver...

    Just wondering what kind of things you keep in your car...

    eg... first aid kit... deicer.. pen/paper... small bit of change.. car phone charger.. sat nav

    What else is essential?

    Edit: this wasn't a joke question btw

    49 Comments

    gun, goldfish





    body in the boot

    Havince

    gun, goldfishbody in the boot



    You're not the Transporter are you?

    I have . . .

    First aid kit
    Jump leads
    Phone charger
    Gloves
    Foot pump
    Disposable camera
    Notebook and pen
    Car park change
    Bug wipes

    Most of it sits nicely in with the spare wheel.

    Road atlas is a must, better than a sat nav imho.

    I keep,

    Last weeks newspaper
    Collection of half eaten sweets
    A phone charger for a phone I no longer have
    Lots of empty bottles
    Swimming costumes from when I last went swimming about 2 months ago
    Subway/Greggs wrappers
    Some coins including euros (you never know)
    Pens, felt tips, colouring pencils, crayons.
    Baby wipes
    Edited by: "Paddy_o_furniture" 19th Jun 2014

    Banned

    We always had a reflective sign and hi-viz vest (used to breakdown alot)

    Something like this eBay link

    Duct tape, WD-40, torch, map

    Banned

    my union jack flags for special occasions ....

    like when i have to drive past parkhead,oh and air fresheners,the smell there is intolerable.

    RFC

    my union jack flags for special occasions .....



    It appears there hasn't been a 'special occasion' for many a years now.

    My overdressed chauffeur.
    http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/girl-driving-car.jpg

    Banned

    RatedRPornstar

    It appears there hasn't been a 'special occasion' for many a years now.



    What ever do you mean are you not watching tonight WeePornstar.........

    now why does that not surprise me?

    Car seats
    First Aid Kit
    Jump leads (after battery died late night in a car park)
    Spare Tyre
    Baby wipes
    Pen/Notebook
    Couple of pairs of shoes I forget to take inside.

    Baccy, rizzla, filter and loads of dead lighters.

    Phone charger and vodka also useful

    Condoms

    RFC

    What ever do you mean are you not watching tonight WeePornstar......... … What ever do you mean are you not watching tonight WeePornstar......... now why does that not surprise me?



    What's a wee pornstar?




    X)

    Spare food and water ( rations and 2L sealed bottle)
    Jump leads,
    Hand warders,
    Emergency blankets,
    Roadside kit - high viz jackets, emergency triangle, first aid kit,
    Breaker bar extension to remove nuts off wheel
    Mini air compressor
    Small sleeping bag!
    Accident form and a pen just in case!

    redcastle

    Spare food and water ( rations and 2L sealed bottle)Jump leads,Hand … Spare food and water ( rations and 2L sealed bottle)Jump leads,Hand warders,Emergency blankets,Roadside kit - high viz jackets, emergency triangle, first aid kit,Breaker bar extension to remove nuts off wheelMini air compressorSmall sleeping bag!Accident form and a pen just in case!



    No trolley coin & bag-for-life. I can see your next trip to Tesco ending in tears. (_;)
    Edited by: "OldEnglish" 19th Jun 2014

    Petrol, CD's, bodily fluids. There's probably a hotwing under the seat.

    A baseball bat.








    I'm joking by the way.

    Gimp in the boot

    Transformers

    A baseball bat.I'm joking by the way.



    Yeah, you're more a rounders type of guy.

    Petrol, Oil and Water.

    biddilybah

    Petrol, Oil and Water.



    You forgot brake fluid and coolant.

    Chloroform, shovel, rope, plastic sheeting and a mask

    Banned

    Lube..... To get out them sticky situations.

    I used to work with a guy who always had the front passenger footwell filled with empty packets of Ciggies, and dog ends, it was quite an impressive sight to see by any measure.

    They say a mother can get super human strength by lifting a car if her baby is stuck underneath it...This is why I always keep a mother and her baby in the boot of my car, just in case I get a flat?

    john2020md

    They say a mother can get super human strength by lifting a car if her … They say a mother can get super human strength by lifting a car if her baby is stuck underneath it...This is why I always keep a mother and her baby in the boot of my car, just in case I get a flat?



    So what happens if you get a cottage instead of a flat?

    moose109

    So what happens if you get a cottage instead of a flat?


    he'll always need someone to cook and clean

    Picnic blanket, condoms and babywipes.



    Oh and a magic tree.

    Banned

    transit

    Picnic blanket, condoms and babywipes.Oh and a magic tree.




    you forgot the handcuffs and shovel transit....oO

    transit

    Picnic blanket, condoms and babywipes.Oh and a magic tree.



    And a map with secluded car parks marked out on?

    RFC

    you forgot the handcuffs and shovel transit....oO


    Towelie

    And a map with secluded car parks marked out on?



    http://www.monkeygag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/its-a-mouth-2.jpg

    Banned

    transit



    still would

    Banned

    transit



    http://bebebouvier.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ooh-matron-kenneth-williams-carry-on-bouvier-des-flandres-puppies-for-sale-uk.jpg

    ewwaxo

    still would


    oh dear lol..

    ewwaxo

    still would



    But........but........it's a man's mouth








    Hard drugs, ho's and a whole lotta love.

    Pimpin ain't easy!

    transit

    Picnic blanket, condoms and babywipes.Oh and a magic tree.



    You forgot your porno mags. X)

    airfix

    But........but........it's a man's mouth :|:(


    Think wax just came out the closet

    CookinBat

    Think wax just came out the closet


    Must have been quite crowded in there with his mates lol..
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