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What Starts with F and ends with K

What Starts with F and ends with K

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her

Harry answered, 'I ' m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the
3rd grade and I ' m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal ' s office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test..
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3? '

Harry: '9. '

Principal: ' What is 6 x 6? '

Harry: '36. '

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions. '

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? '

Harry, after a moment: 'Legs. '

Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? '

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Harry replied: 'Pockets. '

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into? '

Harry: 'Pants. '

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin, whitish liquid? '

Harry: 'Coconut. '

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
'
The principal ' s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum. '

Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs? '

Harry: 'Shake hands. '

The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an ' F ' and ends in ' K ' that means
a lot of heat and excitement? '

Harry: 'Firetruck. '

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put
Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong....... '

pmsl!

very funny

Banned

pmsl good one m8

Firework surely?

My favourite:

Q: What four-letter word, ending in _UNT can be used to describe a woman?

A: AUNT

awesome! =D rep for u!

Great One better than the "Hilarious" mobile conversation this morning

One of my favs ...

Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even
better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in
absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he
kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is
outside and it's going to rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it
from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house,
Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family
before we go in." When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

No problem," he says.

And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room
is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of
dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty
dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As
dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and
fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her,
rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and makes love to her right there, in
front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one
says a word.

He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he grabs the
mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her every which
way right there on the dinner table. Still, total silence.

All of a sudden Joe hears a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. He remembers his bike, so he pulls
the jar of Vaseline from his pocket, and the father starts to tremble and shouts "OK, OK I'll do the damn dishes!"

lol sick

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One of my favs ...Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. ............

HAHAH nice one

both great!