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    What to do when you forget your Wedding Annivarsary

    Ed was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary.
    His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'
    The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    5 Comments

    that joke may nahve been funny if this was an american website!!

    adamsxi;3120566

    that joke may nahve been funny if this was an american website!!

    .........:?

    Great joke...and i forgot my wedding anniversary this year.......:oops:

    good stuff... why so negative adam?

    magicbeans;3120655

    good stuff... why so negative adam?



    Because it's just not funny.

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    adamsxi;3120566

    that joke may nahve been funny if this was an american website!!



    Never mind Adam, I tend to source my stuff from everywhere and this tickled me which is why I shared it. I hope you find some of my other postings more funny than this one but never mind as me old polish landlady used to say after sharing her wartime experiences with me when I was in digs.
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