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    What to put in home made crackers????

    Was wandering what I could put into home made Christmas crackers.

    I decided not to buy them this year as there is only 3 of us and I could spend the cash I usually pay for them on little goodies for inside the home made ones. They will think I have bought rubbish crackers until they pull them and get a nice surprise.

    Any help would be good. I have 1 daughter 26 years old and a husband 47 years old and not forgetting myself 47 years old.

    33 Comments

    I wonder where you wandered.

    No way are you 47! You don't sound a day over 30

    Why don't you put a lucky dip lottery ticket or scratchcard inside?

    Cheese and pickle

    cold hard cash

    lottery tickets ?

    Ickle bottle of booze

    Don't forget some poppers...

    http://foulmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FM426-Poppers2-260x260.jpg

    Original Poster

    MrToast

    I wonder where you wandered.


    I was wondering. Since stopped work brain does not work so good.lol.

    Original Poster

    IamMT

    Don't forget some poppers...



    What is poppers????

    The girl in the picture looks like she is out of her face on Rush. No thanks if that is what you call poppers.

    clarryd

    What is poppers????The girl in the picture looks like she is out of her … What is poppers????The girl in the picture looks like she is out of her face on Rush. No thanks if that is what you call poppers.



    Amyl nitrite

    Money, lip balms, lipstick, keyring, hat, joke, chocolate, sweets, phone charm, brooch, badges etc

    Original Poster

    yorkslass

    Money, lip balms, lipstick, keyring, hat, joke, chocolate, sweets, phone … Money, lip balms, lipstick, keyring, hat, joke, chocolate, sweets, phone charm, brooch, badges etc

    Original Poster

    Thank you all great things Yorkslass.

    Still not sure what IamMT is on about thought.

    Welcome , I've done it for years.You can spend as much or little as you can afford and recipients can't know in advance;)

    clarryd

    Thank you all great things Yorkslass.Still not sure what IamMT is on … Thank you all great things Yorkslass.Still not sure what IamMT is on about thought.



    I'd say scratchcard/lottery ticket. Maybe you can ask IamMT to write a rubbish joke and put that in there as well.

    What about making a hat out of five pound notes, functional and you can spend it!

    Scratchcards?? Less useful than a bad joke. Tiny screwdrivers are popular.

    Toe nail clippings?

    Condoms.

    I usually put cheese on mine!

    Nail polish. Mini perfume or aftershave. Little silver earrings are cheap. A cigar

    Original Poster

    transit

    Condoms.


    condoms - who is using them????

    I'm a good girl I am.:)

    clarryd

    condoms - who is using them????I'm a good girl I am.:)



    Husband?

    Original Poster

    transit

    Husband?


    Better not be oO

    Flamedeer

    clarryd

    Better not be oO



    Daughter ?

    Original Poster

    Suzannzan

    Flamedeer



    No not the Flamedeers I want the flamedeers to mate and give me a golden one.

    clarryd

    No not the Flamedeers I want the flamedeers to mate and give me a golden … No not the Flamedeers I want the flamedeers to mate and give me a golden one.



    Won't be needing the condoms suggested by transit then oO

    Lottery ticket or scratch card

    I've put scratch cards in mine and mini Lindt santas
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