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    what use does the belly button have?

    apart from hiding pound coins, what on earth is the purpose of the belly button?

    any suggestions for possible uses?

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    stupid question, so im out

    Back to biology for you methinks.

    To keep fluff in?

    oO........erm maybe something to do from when you were born !!

    I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.

    MinstrelMan1 person likes this

    I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.



    LOLLINGTONS
    hehe Mman, that had me chuckling

    umbillical tie off, no?

    amputate it

    Oh dear. REALLY?!

    Put a plaster over it, if it's getting to you, OP.

    Seriously, seriously????

    magicbeans

    amputate it



    Above or below??

    Original Poster

    once i was in a mad rush, i had to finish this paint job

    2 hands werent enough so stuck the third in my belly button

    job well done - smug

    my belly button looks lovely because it's pierced and has a very pretty belly bar in it.
    mines there to look nice, loooooool (oh and the obvious fed me in the womb lol)

    Don't think i could get a pound coin in mine !!!

    Original Poster

    and oh yeah, when i visit london i put my diamond ring in my belly button

    so, thinking about it i would be lost without it

    ahhh the wonders of the human body

    Banned

    My wife's bully button would hold a 25cl shot of vodka, now she's pregnant I would guess it holds barely 5cl.

    can we have a "post a picture of your belly button" thread, or is that perverse?

    jellybaby22

    perverse.. although mine is lovely and has a diamond belly bar in … perverse.. although mine is lovely and has a diamond belly bar in it....in b4 some hateful comment from you about me



    in a drunken stupor I let my mate tattoo round my bellow button, highly homo!

    jellybaby22

    very highly homo... you would have gone down in my estimations...if that … very highly homo... you would have gone down in my estimations...if that were possible..



    errr bovered?

    oO

    if this post gets 50 likes I'll post my homo tattooed belly button

    infact this is the 2nd time this week my sexuality has come into question since the announcement of liking soundtracks off of Tarantino films, i'm loving some of ennio morricono's spaghetti western tracks, but theres also stuff on there that sounds a bit ricky martin like, damn!

    Original Poster

    surfbunny

    Don't think i could get a pound coin in mine !!!







    sometimes i forget ive left it in there until im in the bath..... i take it out, wash it then put it back in.

    and later on buy a cheese pastty and before you ask no i cant fit a pastty in there and yes i tried it

    after another 48 likes.

    Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he inflates the body and ties the umbilical cord off in a knot. The then snips the end off and says, 'yordun' It's trrue!!!

    Banana79

    Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he … Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he inflates the body and ties the umbilical cord off in a knot. The then snips the end off and says, 'yordun' It's trrue!!!



    hahaha.... my current girlfriend is that same "inflatable type" her nose runs when she's full.

    also if you undo the belly button you can make that high bitch balloon squeak lol.

    rofl @ thread title.

    Inny ftw! whos got a weird outty then?

    Original Poster

    Banana79

    Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he … Its real name is the 'yordun'. When God made us (as he does.....) he inflates the body and ties the umbilical cord off in a knot. The then snips the end off and says, 'yordun' It's trrue!!!




    ..........and what happens to atheist babies?

    sedd33

    ..........and what happens to atheist babies?



    Sorry, I should have said 'creator!'

    The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if we didn't cut them after birth. I assume other animals must have umbilical cords too and they obviously do not have someone to cut theirs so I assume they just part naturally so why don't human ones do the same?

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    greg_68

    The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if … The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if we didn't cut them after birth. I assume other animals must have umbilical cords too and they obviously do not have someone to cut theirs so I assume they just part naturally so why don't human ones do the same?



    in animals the mother would break and eat it surely, not sure we would want to see humans doing this

    Banned

    greg_68

    The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if … The thing I don't understand with umbilical cords is what would happen if we didn't cut them after birth. I assume other animals must have umbilical cords too and they obviously do not have someone to cut theirs so I assume they just part naturally so why don't human ones do the same?



    lol you need to watch more TV.

    Was listening on the radio a while ago, a woman gave birth on the way to hospital and gnawed through the cord as animals do.

    Edited by: "lumoruk" 4th Oct 2010

    its the umbilical cord which is why some people have an ini and some have an outi lol

    just imagine if no one had a belly button, your belly would just look so plain, unless you had a boob there or something!

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    r4ge

    just imagine if no one had a belly button, your belly would just look so … just imagine if no one had a belly button, your belly would just look so plain, unless you had a boob there or something!



    you mean like the back?

    lumoruk

    you mean like the back?



    never seen anyone with a boob on the back

    MinstrelMan3 people like this

    I keep salt in it if having boiled eggs in bed.



    This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is essential.

    Penny Saver

    This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is … This is it's sole purpose. Though, I don't think being in bed is essential.



    Hats off to you if you can hold a decent amount of salt while stood up, thats either a massive inny you have or you walk like you've shat your pants

    MinstrelMan

    Hats off to you if you can hold a decent amount of salt while stood up, … Hats off to you if you can hold a decent amount of salt while stood up, thats either a massive inny you have or you walk like you've shat your pants



    One can slob on the sofa in a slouchy manner and hold a satisfactory amount of salt. Having had three babies, I can now hold sufficient salt for four people, each having two eggs.

    Penny Saver

    One can slob on the sofa in a slouchy manner and hold a satisfactory … One can slob on the sofa in a slouchy manner and hold a satisfactory amount of salt. Having had three babies, I can now hold sufficient salt for four people, each having two eggs.



    I don't think I've ever been so turned on.

    MinstrelMan

    I don't think I've ever been so turned on.



    No problem. Wanna know what I can rest on the top of said belly when it's not being used for salting purposes?
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