What was the worst Christmas present you received this year?

Found 25th Dec 2014
Every year a certain family member buys awful presents for us. It has become a tradition to enjoy unwrapping these presents together to see what delightful items we have been gifted with. Over the years it has turned into a competition to see whose is the worst and I have to admit that this has become a favourite part of Christmas for me. What is the worst gift you have received this year?

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This would be better in Misc. Reported thread.

A snakeskin bag eurghhh. what bad pressie did santa bring you?

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A SkinLess Snake

This year i liked all my gifts

Mankini

First world problems eh?

transit

First world problems eh?



Problems of having a bit of fun! Prefer we didn't?

Haha, I had a reduced woolly hat from Primark, from a millionaire!

8vMatt

Haha, I had a reduced woolly hat from Primark, from a millionaire!


that's why he/she is a millionaire!

ps - socks/underpants from the MiL ... yay

transit

First world problems eh?

8vMatt

Haha, I had a reduced woolly hat from Primark, from a millionaire!




http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5cr2uKczt1rwcc6bo1_500.gif

TheMan_Aman

Mankini



You should try it for size and post a picture (we then pass comment and then let you decide to either keep it or return it).

HUKD



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Hurts my eyes, lets see it again!

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bazzamone

A SkinLess Snake



so you were given a circumcision oO

Original Poster

darkstar2003

A snakeskin bag eurghhh. what bad pressie did santa bring you?



Bet it isn't as nice as the bag I got

https://photos-4.dropbox.com/t/2/AADkdM6-t5UL98L0BcvN9PELbCydtcUBjvtL-qFGVnxigQ/12/282987873/jpeg/1024x768/3/1419548400/0/2/2014-12-25%2020.12.54.jpg/COGa-IYBIAEoAQ/9tpnVptZ5m4DxbXZbmdvaa1iL41LPfU1_TrDbvL89qc

You'll pull with that bag dear!!!

a few boxes of cheap chocolate and a big novelty mug. I wanted some earphones.

An ethnic/Moroccan red mobile with hanging elephants and bells. Not sure if it was meant to be for the kids. Or where I was meant to put it, if it were for me!

I liked most of my presents but the worst one I got was from a friend in the army who is currently (bored to death) stationed in Kenya, he simply sent me a picture of his scrotum, but it's the thought that counts.

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My 3 year old son received what I assumed to be a singing dancing dog from great grandma. When I put the batteries in it started singing I can't stop loving you and began to hump the floor!

spaceinvader

I liked most of my presents but the worst one I got was from a friend in … I liked most of my presents but the worst one I got was from a friend in the army who is currently (bored to death) stationed in Kenya, he simply sent me a picture of his scrotum, but it's the thought that counts.



that there is squaddie humour at it's best

we once took a troop photo to make a birthday card for one of the girl soldiers...
all the guys had their "johnsons" out while holding up individual letters spelling the birthday message

took her a few moments to realise.... she liked it and apparently the card got copied and handed around the girls block!!

arcangel111

that there is squaddie humour at it's best we once took a troop photo … that there is squaddie humour at it's best we once took a troop photo to make a birthday card for one of the girl soldiers...all the guys had their "johnsons" out while holding up individual letters spelling the birthday messagetook her a few moments to realise.... she liked it and apparently the card got copied and handed around the girls block!!



X) ^

I only get snippets of squaddie humor from him but I always find it hilarious/slightly disturbing.
Edited by: "spaceinvader" 25th Dec 2014

probably the latter ... haha

a hot water bottle cover.......i dont have a water bottle ffs!

The runs from too much turkey.

A Spanish dictionary. Apparently I said I wanted to learn a new language once.

I got dumped.

staceybaby

I got dumped.



well that sucks....

Sorry to hear that xx

arcangel111

well that sucks.... :(Sorry to hear that xx



Thanks.
Been a long time coming

Hope u had a nice day tho.

staceybaby

Thanks. Been a long time coming Hope u had a nice day tho.



i had a great day thanks

is it a good decision for you then? in that case am happy for you

An extra large, way to big waterproof Onesie !!! WTF who new you could get such a thing, I could fit myself and atleast two others in it!

arcangel111

i had a great day thanks :)is it a good decision for you then? in that … i had a great day thanks :)is it a good decision for you then? in that case am happy for you



I'm in love with someone who only loves himself & his mummy. More fool me..
Anyway enough of the depressing stuff......it's still Christmas xx

staceybaby

I got dumped.



Oh no! I am sorry to hear that. I know you'll be hurting and nothing anyone says will help just now. My fella finished with me in November and it was hard today being without him when we had planned things for Christmas. Hugs x

Most of my presents were great apart from two - a small hot water bottle from NEXT (I have 2 already!) & a £20 gift card for Primark. I'm a snob and just can't shop in there!

fern37

Oh no! I am sorry to hear that. I know you'll be hurting and nothing … Oh no! I am sorry to hear that. I know you'll be hurting and nothing anyone says will help just now. My fella finished with me in November and it was hard today being without him when we had planned things for Christmas. Hugs x





Thanks. Hope u still managed to enjoy your day. Least mines had the decency to wait till I made his dinner. [email protected]#k!! lol I feel so guilty for being upset after hearing about the George square incident. But my God does it hurt xx

staceybaby

I got dumped.



Oops, I didn't 'like' it cos I liked it oO

I'm sure you're better off without the knob head X)

staceybaby

Thanks. Hope u still managed to enjoy your day. Least mines had the … Thanks. Hope u still managed to enjoy your day. Least mines had the decency to wait till I made his dinner. [email protected]#k!! lol I feel so guilty for being upset after hearing about the George square incident. But my God does it hurt xx



Of course it will hurt. What a barsteward to wait till you fed him then dumped you. He's shown you his true colours and you have to be grateful that you have finally seen him for the cad he is. Just take your time getting over the hurt. The anger will kick in soon and you will feel better slowly.

fern37

Of course it will hurt. What a barsteward to wait till you fed him then … Of course it will hurt. What a barsteward to wait till you fed him then dumped you. He's shown you his true colours and you have to be grateful that you have finally seen him for the cad he is. Just take your time getting over the hurt. The anger will kick in soon and you will feel better slowly.



Thanks. :)xx merry Christmas

deeky

Oops, I didn't 'like' it cos I liked it oOI'm sure you're better off … Oops, I didn't 'like' it cos I liked it oOI'm sure you're better off without the knob head X)




Hope so

Fern ... £20 Primark card??

you can buy half the store with that much!
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